How I Met Your Mother, Season 1

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story o… more »

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Bilson:
Nice tie! Steak sauce!

Office Jerk:
Ohhhhhhh, steakkk sauce!

[Marshall looks for a stain on his tie]

Barney:
Marshall, sidebar. Your tie is steak sauce. A1? Get it? Try to keep up.

Bilson:
Ok, Eriksen, let's get to work. It's 2am and its raining outside, ding dong what? The Doorbell? Oh, hello, Jessica Alba in a trenchcoat and nothing else, but wait, knock knock, somebody is at the back door.

Marshall:
I don't have a back door.

Bilson:
Oh my gosh, Jessica Simpson, what a surprise. Two Jessicas, you gotta pick one, what do you do? Go!

Marshall:
Right, well, I'm engaged.

Office Jerk:
Fiancee is out of town, what do you do? Go!

Marshall:
We're still engaged.

Bilson:
Ok, fiancée is dead, hit by a bus, what do you do, GO!

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