How I Met Your Mother, Season 1

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story o… more »

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Ted:
Mary, I'm not going to have sex with a prostitute.

Mary:
No Ted, I'm a paralegal.

Ted:
You're a hooker.

Mary:
No, I'm a paralegal.

Ted:
No, you're a hooker.

Mary:
No, I'm a paralegal.

Ted:
[pause] You're a paralegal.

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