Angel, Season 3

Angel:
Cordy that's Darla. Maybe you don't want to...

Cordelia:
Did you or did you not look me in the eye and say that you would *never* do a thing like this with her?

Darla:
Oh, he lied? What a surprise.

[Fred carrying a glass of water]

Fred:
Hi. I'm Fred. Is water okay, or did you want some blood?

[Darla takes the water as Wes gently pulls Fred back away from Darla.]

Angel:
Cordy. I'm sorry I lied. It was just...it was a very dark time.

Cordelia:
Oh! You used her to make you feel better during your dark time. Well, that makes it all heroic.

Angel:
It wasn't like that. It just happened. It wasn't like I went evil or anything, I just...

Cordelia:
You just went male. [She brushes the hair out of Darla's face.] Have you been to a doctor?

[Darla gives her a look]

Darla:
No. But I have been to every shaman and seer in the Western Hemisphere.

Wesley:
And what did they say?

Darla:
They don't know what it is. They don't know what it means. Nothing like this has ever happened.

Angel:
Maybe it's an hysterical pregnancy.

Darla:
You wanna feel it kick?

Cordelia:
Does it kick a lot?

Darla:
Like crazy.