Archer, Season 1

Archer:
So, obviously I'm not happy about this whole arrangement, but...

Cyril:
But your mother is, so...

Archer:
But I wonder what Lana thinks about...

Cyril:
Lana's not "need to know" this.

Archer:
Wow. "Open purse, remove balls," huh?

Cyril:
Besides, I'm sure it's not the first time you've kept a secret from Lana.

Archer:
Uh hello! Herpes?!

Cyril:
YOU GAVE LANA HERPES?!

[Cheryl gasps loudly]

Cyril:
Hello, Cheryl.

Cheryl:
It's Carol.

Archer:
Wha- Since when?

Cheryl:
Since I had it legally changed because you always call me Carol.

Archer:
Well that's just... Excuse us.

[Cyril and Archer walk away]

Cyril:
What is this herpes business?

Archer:
Bad joke. And a false alarm.