Archer, Season 3

Krieger:
Press that red button.

Archer:
Is it going to kill everyone?

Krieger:
Press that blue button.

[Archer presses the button, activating a recording]

Model:
Welcome, Mr. Archer...

Archer:
It does know my name!

Model:
...to the Dodge Challenger Special Agent Edition, brought to you by Dodge.

Archer:
Thanks, Dodge!

Model:
[all features shown] Featuring a 440 V8 engine, six-speed manual transmission, and a top speed of 185. Heavy-duty suspension, runflat tires, bulletproof body panels and windows, twin 30-cal machine guns mounted in the front, anti-pursuit countermeasures in the rear.

Archer:
It makes the Mach Five look like a vagina.

Model:
The interior boasts mil-spec GPS, satellite communications, hi-fi stereo, rich Corinthian leather.

Archer:
Corinth is famous for its leather!

Model:
And of course...

[She opens glove compartment revealing a bar with two bottles of liquor, two glasses, and ice]

Lawyer:
[fast, over Archer's hysterical laughter] The in-dash bar is to be stocked with non-alcoholic beverages only. Dodge cannot stress this enough. Never ever ever drink and drive.