Are You There, Chelsea?, Season 1
Chelsea:
[voice-over] The best thing about December 17th was that I finally power-slurped the worm out of a high-end bottle of tequila. The worst thing: I got a DUI and ended up in Essex County Jail. Since it was my first time in lockdown, I didn't know what to expect. My new roommates were mostly inked-up tweakers. Except for one. I don't know what her crime was, but it was obviously fashion-related.
Patty:
What are you looking at, Barbie? Think you're better than me?
Chelsea:
No. I was just thinking you would benefit from a really good bra.
Patty:
Is that your idea of some kind of joke? [gets up and starts walking toward Chelsea]
Chelsea:
[voice-over] It was quickly becoming apparent to me that this situation was much more serious than I had realized. Then it hit me... I had to make friends with this woman, really quickly. [kisses Patty]
Patty:
I'll be in your bunk an hour after lights out. Mmm. [slaps Chelsea's butt] Wow!
Chelsea:
[voice-over] Perhaps I thought too fast. My friendly overture had made the situation even worse. So I did what I do whenever I really screw up... I prayed. [out loud] Are you there, vodka? It's me, Chelsea. I know I messed up, but if you let me out of this cell, I swear I'll turn my life around.
Guard:
[shows up and opens the cell door] Hey, blondie. Time to go home.
Chelsea:
[looking up] Damn, you're good.
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