Army Wives, Season 6

[Joan brings out a fresh plate of burgers Roland has just barbecued, the kids scramble for the burgers]

Joan:
Woah, woah, one at a time!

Roland:
[observing] Animals.

Denise:
Kids.

Roland:
Same thing.

[A sleep-deprived and exhausted Trevor walks over to Roland at the barbecue grill]

Trevor:
[yawn] Morning.

Denise:
Hey Trevor.

Roland:
[amused] It's afternoon.

Trevor:
Right. Sorry we're late.

Denise:
[laughs, to Roland] Give this man a cheese burger.

Roland:
I think caffeine's a better call!

Trevor:
How about a nap?

Denise:
[smiles] Sorry.

Roland:
Hey, you knew the job was dangerous when you took it.

Trevor:
Yeah but nobody told me how dangerous.

Denise:
Welcome to the club, dad.

Trevor:
You guys need me? I gotta head up to PX. We're out of diapers and....a few million other things.

Roland:
You're relieved of duty, Lieutenant.

Trevor:
[relieved] Thanks.

Denise:
I will bring the boys home when this is over.

Trevor:
[looks at Denise] Really?

Roland:
Go! Go!

[Trevor heaves a huge sigh of relief and leaves]

Roland:
[watches Trevor leave] Been there.

Denise:
Hey, I'm still there.