Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Series 21

Simon:
Now before we go any further, Mark Ronson, what did you do to Amy Winehouse? I met her before she met you, and all she ever dabbled with was a bit of jazz and boogie-woogie. Now, there's trumpets and drugs all over the place, it stinks of Ronson! That's all I'm saying.

Mark:
I think trumpets and drugs have always gone hand-in-hand, it's nothing to do with me.

Bill:
Drugs and trumpets always go...? Only someone with a big nose would snort cocaine through a trumpet! (under audience laughter and applause) That is a lot of suction!

Simon:
If we can get back to Amy for just a moment, could you tell us if she's okay? Is everything all right?

Mark:
I haven't really... I haven't really spoke to her...

Simon:
Oh, you just leave her in a ditch after you've done with her? Is that what happens?

Mark:
"Here's your album, call me next year." No.

Simon:
I think we all believe she'll be all right. She'll be all right, right? Let's get back to the comedy show!

Phill:
(to camera) Amy, this is your television! We love you!

Bill:
(to camera) Come back to us, Amy!

Phill:
(to camera) Amy! Put it down! Put it down, Amy! (starts gesturing to the camera)

Bill:
(to camera, holding up a mug) Look, tea! Cup of tea! Piece of toast! Don't leave us with Dido!