Arthur, Season 1

[after Arthur and Francine get locked in the library, they bump into each others' backs.]

Arthur and Francine:
[both scream] [to each other] YOU!!

Francine:
Arthur, why didn't you tell me what time it was? You got us locked in.

Arthur:
[pointing to himself] Me? [pointing to Francine] Why didn't you say what time it was?

Francine:
[pointing to Arthur] I'm NOT your mother, Arthur Read! I mean, how dumb does a person have to be to get locked in a library? [holds up her arms in a "V" shaped position with her hands open and pauses a few seconds] Anyway, [puts her arms down] I have no time for childish bickering. I have to get out of here. [walks off]

Arthur:
Fine. [walks after Francine]

Francine:
Fine. And by the way, I'm still not talking to you, and I'm not listening, either. [covers her ears with her hands and bends her elbows and walks forward until she bumps her elbow onto a bookshelf] Ow!

[Arthur and Francine gets stacks of books off of the bookshelves and create passageways to escape from the library. Arthur builds a tower full of books while Francine builds a staircase of books.]

Francine:
Oh! [walks to the tower of books and grabs a book from the tower right before Arthur is about to unlock the window]

Arthur:
HEY! [the tower collapses and becomes a mess full of books, causing Arthur to fall] [sarcastically] Thanks, I was almost there.

Francine:
[completes the staircase of books with the book she last grabbed, walks up the staircase, and unlocks the window, but a fly comes by, and takes three attempts to shoo the fly away, but screams and starts falling off the stairs of books] Ow!

[Arthur starts running up the staircase of books, and Francine goes after him also. Arthur starts pulling on the window handles, but nothing works out. Francine then helps him out, puts her foot against the window, then the handles break off, and she and Arthur fall and the staircase of books collapses]

Arthur:
I just remembered something...

Francine:
What?

Arthur:
Today is Saturday, which means the library is closed until...

[Francine gasps in horror]

Arthur and Francine:
MONDAY!! [their voices start echoing around the library]