Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 4

[Barry is approached by three local men]

Barry:
Buenos dias!

Local:
[in Spanish] What's this Gringo doing sitting in a bath, next to a hearse, in the middle of nowhere, reading Hemingway?

Barry:
Hemingway, si, Ernest, yes. Yes it's a good book actually, er it's set here, do you know it? Ah, erm, hablo Anglais? ...no oh that's a pity, only my Spanio is a bit poko, a bit inadequate actually…yeah….Now don't you go getting any ideas about this will you gentlemen, it's el bath Fidel Castro, presenté pour Anglais ambassadoro. So if you're thinking of nicking it you're gonna end up in very hot water actually, oh yes, mucho caliente agua. Haha. [guys move forward] Oh shit…