Seinfeld, Season 1

George:
All right, if she puts the bags down before she greets you, that's a good sign.

Jerry:
Right.

George:
You know, anything in the, in the lip area is good.

Jerry:
Lip area.

George:
You know, a hug: definitely good.

Jerry:
Hug is definitely good.

George:
Sure.

Jerry:
Although what if it's one of those hugs where the shoulders are touching, the hips are eight feet apart?

George:
That's so brutal, I hate that.

Jerry:
You know how they do that?

George:
That's why, you know, a shake is bad.

Jerry:
Shake is bad, but what if it's the two-hander? The hand on the bottom, the hand on the top, the warm look in the eyes?

George:
Hand sandwich.

Jerry:
Right.

George:
I see, well, that's open to interpretation. Because so much depends on the layering and the quality of the wetness in the eyes.