No offense, Clark, but digging up six pages of interesting on you is going to require some serious excavation.
I do stuff...
Yes, and I'm sure that once I deploy my journalistic skills on you, I'll be able to unearth a skeleton or two.
You know, Chloe, this is a class project, not a corruption scandal.
Relax, Clark, it's not like you have anything to hide, right?