Top Gear

Jeremy:
I admire Hammond for doing what he's doing. I admire all Arctic explorers. But I think the time has now come for the world to say let's see how easily we can get to the top of Everest. Let's see how easily we can get to the North Pole. I think we could forge a career as the world's worst explorers. [voiceover] Surprisingly, James was ahead of me on that one.

James:
What would really make it nice would be a gin and tonic. Would you like one?

Jeremy:
What?

James:
A gin and tonic.

Jeremy:
Yes, I would like a gin and tonic, but we can't have a gin and tonic because we're in the Arctic Ocean.

James:
I'll make you one.

Jeremy:
What?

[James produces the necessary items and ingredients]

Jeremy:
[laughs in surprise] You've got gin!

James:
I have.

Jeremy:
And because we're in international waters there's no drink-driving laws.

James:
Exactly.

Jeremy:
Got any ice? [looks around him and starts to laugh] That's a stupid question, isn't it?

James:
Could you just slow down while I slice the lemon for the gin and tonic?

Jeremy:
Now this is Arctic exploration. And please, do not write to us about drinking and driving. Because I'm not driving, I'm sailing.