Top Gear

[Just before the rain starts to fall]

Jeremy:
[voiceover] Still, at least I'd been assured it wouldn't rain.

[And with that, the heavens open. Jeremy and James ride along, soaked by the torrential rain]

Jeremy:
Name an upside to this, May! Name ONE upside!

James:
Well, you're not hot anymore, are you?

Jeremy:
My light's dying. It's dying, my light's dying!

Jeremy:
[voiceover] There was an upside though. Richard's Taliban bike had decided it liked the rain even less than me.

Richard:
Come on now! [hops up and down whilst still on his bike] That's not so effective as I'd hoped it would be.

Jeremy:
[shouting whilst driving through a big puddle] Oh my god! What the hell is going on in my life?! Why has my life gone so wrong?!

James:
It's good for you!

Jeremy:
[still shouting] It's not!

James:
[Getting annoyed] It is! Stop whining!

[Jeremy and James passing a small truck]

Jeremy:
Hit that. Cheer me up-kill yourself.

[James overtakes Jeremy and begins to sing The Beach Boys' "Little Honda"]

James:
#I'll take you anywhere you want to go, I'll ride my Honda tonight-#

Jeremy:
I hate you!

James:
[Ignoring him] #First gear, it's all right. Second gear, I lean right. Third gear, hold on tight#