Top Gear

[Analysing each others' kit for the journey]

Richard:
[pointing to James' utility belt] What's all this?

James:
That is my belt of many things.

Richard:
Are these all stuff for...

Jeremy:
[interrupting] What is that?

James:
Don't touch it. That is a dental healthcare kit.

Richard:
What's this?

James:
Don't touch it, just ask. That, is a shoe polishing kit.

Jeremy and Richard:
What?!

James:
It's a shoe polishing kit.

Jeremy:
Well thank God for that. If we get hungry, we'll be able to eat his Kiwi boot polish.

Richard:
Basically, what you've done is bought My First Explorer Kit.

James:
[Jeremy inspects the rear of the belt] Don't touch it!