Top Gear

[On the Road of Death, Jeremy with his eyes on a passing vehicle accidentally rams James despite being warned not to earlier on. Shaken and angry, James gets out with his machete and approaches Jeremy's car]

Jeremy:
Sorry, I was...

James:
[Overlapping] I was pretty f**king straight with you on this one, and now you're gonna get machete'd to death. [starts jabbing the blade at Jeremy's neck, half-threatening]

Jeremy:
[fending James off] Don't- I was watching the taxi!

James:
[interrupting] I did warn you! Did I or did I not warn you?!

[In Richard's truck]

Richard:
[Casually observing the spectacle] James is killing Jeremy... Yeah, thing's are going well.

[Back to James and Jeremy]

Jeremy:
I was watching the taxi.

James:
You weren't!

Jeremy:
I was watching the taxi.

[Later, Jeremy walks up to Richard]

Richard:
Did your co-presenter on your television program just attack you with a machete?

Jeremy:
Yes, he did. He came to the window and he was quite cross because I ran into him.

Richard:
That doesn't happen on, like, clothes programs or gardening shows.

Jeremy:
No.