The Big Bang Theory, Season 1

The Big Bang Theory (2007-) is an American television show, airing on CBS, centering on the lives of two physicists and their neighbor, an aspiring actress and waitress at The Cheesecake Factory. Created by the creators of Two and a Half Men and Dha… more »

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Leonard [while Howard is teaching Sheldon Mandarin] Why are you learning Chinese?

Sheldon:
I believe the Szechuan Palace has been passing off Orange Chicken as Tangerine Chicken, and I intend to confront them.

Leonard:
If I were you, I'd be more concerned about what they're passing off as chicken.

[Penny comes in with an iPod in her hand.]

Penny:
I need to use your window.

Leonard:
Oh yeah, sure. Go ahead.

Penny:
[opening the window and throwing the iPod out of it] HEY JERKFACE, YOU FORGOT YOUR IPOD!:Leonard: [as Penny closes the window and starts to leave] What's going on?

Penny:
Oh, I'll tell you what's going on: that stupid, self-centered bastard [her ex-boyfriend] wrote about our sex life in his blog! [going back to the window and reopening it] DROP DEAD, YOU STUPID, SELF-CENTERED BASTARD! [closing the window] Thank you. [leaves]

Sheldon:
[after a short pause, wanting to go back to the Mandarin lessons] Okay, where were we?

Howard:
[going to the computer] Not now. I have a blog to find.

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