Mr. Bean

Mr. Bean (1990-1995) is a British comedy show that ran on ITV and starred Rowan Atkinson as its main character Mr. Bean.

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Roger:
Morning, Derek!

Derek:
Good morning.

Roger:
The usual please, Derek.

(doorbell)

Man with ponytail:
I was first. Just the split ends at the back. (Bean sprays the man's hair, and uses the mirror, but steals a picture from the board, and presents the man with the mirror with the picture.) All right, keep the change.

Derek:
Oh dear, what a day!

Roger:
Thanks, Derek! Very nice.

Derek:
Roger? Roger!

Woman:
Wait, where is he?

Derek:
Whoa! What... what?

Woman:
Where is he? What on earth do you call this?! (removes Jamie's cap, revealing the Bean's artistic hairstyle)

Jamie:
But I like it.

Woman:
You don't like it.

Jamie:
I do!

Woman:
Shut up, Jamie. Now look, listen to me...

Derek:
What are you trying to say?

Man with ponytail:
Oi! Where's my ponytail?

Woman:
...what I am trying to say, my son looks like an ape! (the man presents Derek the cut part where his hair used to be)

Derek:
Don't shout, madam!

Man with ponytail:
Have you got any idea how long it took me to grow that?

Woman:
(to the man) Excuse me, excuse me! (to her son) Shush!

Man with ponytail:
Nearly two and a half years, and your man chops it off in less than two minutes! Where is he?

(Bean with the Prince Charles calendar/picture is walking sideways, passing Derek and the angry customers.)

Roger:
Have you seen this? (points at his hair, then bows at Bean, thinking he was Prince Charles) Sir! (Bean twirls his two fingers.) Derek, have you gone mad? (indistinct arguing)

Man with ponytail:
Your assistant, where is he?

Woman:
Derek, whatever your name is...

(Bean, still wearing the calendar, peeks at the door and leaves)

Old man:
Would you like a go? (Bean gives some coins to him) Thank you.

(Bean plays the wire, but another buzzer sounds and he returns the object back)

Old man:
Another one? (Bean gives more coins to him) Thank you.

(Bean snaps the plug under the table game, then moves the object to the other side of the wire without any buzzing sounds.)

Old man:
Well done, sir.

Mr. Bean:
Thank you.

(The old man notices the plug and outlet cut by Bean.)

(Cut to another parlor game, this time it is called "Hit the Headmaster", a man with glasses facing a large board with a picture of a headmaster. A girl giggles as she throws sponges on the face of the headmaster. She misses three times.)

(Bean wants to play Hit the Headmaster, and gives coins to the man with another bucket of sponges and some large rings)

Man:
Thank you very much.

(Bean squeezes the first sponge to prove it is wet and soft, then throws toward the headmaster, but misses. Bean snickers, then throws two more sponges, one reaching above the headmaster's face, he laughs, then throws the last sponge, but also misses. Bean looks at the bucket with no sponges, then drops the bucket. Burst of laughter from the audience as he throws cans of peas from a nearby table at the headmaster, frightening the headmaster. He also throws a cereal box. He gets two more cans of peas.)

Man:
Oi, oi, oi! (Hands the can, but throws the other one to the headmaster, but misses again. Bean goes off-screen, and back, preparing to throw a chair)

Man:
No! (The man takes the chair away from Bean. Bean glares at the headmaster, with little reaction from the headmaster)

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