New Girl, Season 2

New Girl is an American television sitcom, which premiered on Fox on September 20, 2011. Created and written by Elizabeth Meriwether, the series follows Jess (Zooey Deschanel), an offbeat young teacher who moves into an apartment with three single men after finding out her boyfriend was cheating on her.

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Jess:
I thought we talked about you not wearing your shower diaper in the kitchen.

Schmidt:
Excuse me, do you think this has been easy for me-to wash myself all summer long with a penis cast on? Thank God this thing comes off this afternoon. And by the way, I know what you've been thinking, and the answer is yes, I have been able to reach completion with some very precise and vigorous nipple play.

Jess:
Nipple play-off-limits.

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