Night Court, Season 2

Night Court (1984-1992) was an American TV series, airing on NBC, about the night shift of a Manhattan court, presided over by the young, unorthodox Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone.

Harry:
What's next, Mac?

Mac:
Do the words "chow down" ring a bell, sir?

Dan:
Your honor, we are starving. Please call a dinner break.

Bull:
Sir, you can't ignore your dinner date forever.

Harry:
Hey, one more case. We'll work up an appetite.

Mac:
That's what you said an hour ago, sir. And mine's worked up real nice, I mean it's ready for something raw.

Dan:
Your Honor, if we do not eat, we will grow weak and then die on your floor.

Harry:
…Next case, Mac?

Mac:
…Anita Fries VS Arnold Burger, your honor.

Harry:
Bull, call them in.

Bull:
Burger and Fries, please. [A hooker and a man with his hand over his eye walk in]

Dan:
Anita Fries, your honor. She's charged with solicitation, prostitution, [Pulls man's arm away to reveal a black eye] and assault.

Harry:
In the interest of time, let's try and keep out the insignificant details. Specifically the graphic ones.

Arnold Burger:
She took my money, and she won't give it back.

Anita Fries:
I have a strict no-refund policy.

Dan:
Your honor, apparently Ms. Fries provided neither…"goods nor services".

Billie:
He's a pervert.

Dan:
Oh, come on. One little comment does not make me a…

Harry:
Mr. Prosecutor, I believe she was referring to your client.

Billie:
Your honor, my client would like to show the demands made by Mr. Burger. [Hands him a piece of paper]

Harry:
This is a shopping list.

Anita Fries:
This sicko gets his kicks off of food. He gives me fifty bucks, and tells me to spend it on ice cream, whipped cream, sprinkles, and cherries.

Arnold Burger:
They're in season.

Anita Fries:
You want to hear what he wanted me to do with this stuff?

Harry:
No, I don't.

Anita:
He wanted me to smear it…

Harry:
All right. One hour meal break.


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