QI, Series I

[On the aye-aye]

Lee Mack:
I'm not surprised that they're endangered, because clearly they aren't mating, are they? They're looking at each other and going: "I'd rather not!"

Stephen Fry:
It is dark, remember.

Alan Davies:
All the ugly ones come out in the dark.

Lee Mack:
That's how Jimmy mates. "I'm happy to do it, luv, but it'll have to be with the lights off."

Jimmy Carr:
I can't believe your wife told you that.