Saturday Night Live, Season 35

Madonna:
What the hell is a discostick?

Lady Gaga:
(singing) I think you know.

DJ Dynasty Handbag:
I want you two to behave.

Lady Gaga:
Ok we'll try.

Lady Gaga:
Hey guess what Madonna...I'm totally hotter than you.

Madonna:
Hey guess what (hits Lady Gaga's head) I'm totally taller than you. And what kinda of a name is Lady Gaga? It sounds like baby food.

Lady Gaga:
The kind that's #1 on the Billboard charts. (attacks Madonna)

DJ Dynasty Handbag:
I said behave beotches.

Madonna:
You better stop interrupting us

Lady Gaga:
Yeah we're pop icons Respect (gives Madonna a high 5)

(Lady Gaga and Madonna start to fight again)

DJ Dynasty Handbag:
I want you two to kiss and make up

Madonna:
Ok

Lady Gaga:
Excellent

Madonna:
You made my ring come off

Lady Gaga:
Sorry

DJ Dynasty Handbag:
Kiss each other

(about to kiss then DJ Dynasty Handbag gets in between them.)