WWE Championship Wrestling, 1984

[Piper's Pit; Piper has Andre the Giant as his guest.]

Piper:
I'm not really that well acquainted with you. First of all Andre, here we have this week on Piper's Pit of course, Andre the Giant. Supposedly the biggest man in the world ever. It's a pleasure to have you. Where are you from Andre? (Andre doesn't respond) I'm sorry, do you speak English? Andre, where...do...you...come...from?

Andre:
None of your business!

Piper:
If the questions are too hard for you, I will try to bring them down for you so you can understand. Big body, little tiny weeny brain. I can understand that, that's very simple. Let's get down to facts. Is it true that John Studd himself took the largest man like yourself supposedly in the world and picked him up and slammed him? Is it not true that John Studd slammed you?

Andre:
Never.

Piper:
Are you telling me that John Studd never slammed you? Are you trying to tell me at 540 pounds, whatever you are, you cannot be slammed?

Andre:
Do you understand English or no? I told you that one time already.

Piper:
At 520 pounds, if I've given five minutes, I could slam you myself! I don't care, you say John Studd, at 520--

[Andre rises from his seat, grabs Piper by the collar and tosses him around a bit.]

Piper:
You think you're tough?! Come on!! You ain't nothing! You ain't nothing! I'll tell you one thing right now! You want a fight Andre? You're going to find out one thing, you do not throw rocks at a man who's got a machine gun!