Boston Legal, Season 5

Denny:
Is that how you plan to try this case?

Alan:
Don't start with me, Denny, all right?

Alan:
Do you have any idea how many people die every day from cigarettes?

Denny:
Oh, please. What else is new? Tobacco kills. Big deal.

Alan:
Did you just say "big deal?"

Denny:
Well, it's old news.

Alan:
First of all, it's not just old news. It's absolutely current. The tobacco industry is more powerful today-

Denny:
It's boring!

Alan:
What, have we all just been desensitized? Smoking kills. Whatever. We've all just gone numb.

Denny:
Why'd you say that? Who told you I went numb.

Alan:
...

Denny:
Who said that?

Alan:
What are you talking about?

Denny:
You damn well know... Did she call you?

Alan:
Denny, I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. So why don't you tell me? You have been in a bad mood all day. What is up?

Denny:
Nothing's up. That's the problem. My junk doesn't work.

Alan:
I beg your pardon.

Denny:
I went back to the captain's quarters with one of the girls from the hot tub. My junk failed me.

Alan:
Oh.

Denny:
I'm done, Alan.

Alan:
D-Denny-

Denny:
I wish I were dead. I'd have made a better showing with rigor mortis. Dead. Done. It's over.