Drawn Together, Season 1

Drawn Together (2004-2007) is an adult animated Comedy Central television show that spoofs reality TV shows, especially The Real World and The Surreal Life.

: 2,580 Views

Read the entire Drawn Together show script »

Edit Buy

Spanky:
Can you believe this kid? He's on the phone all day with his old lady!

Captain Hero:
Dude, I don't blame him. The talent here is pretty weak, man. I mean, sure I'd stick and stir any one of these broads, but I really wish we had one of those hot black chicks.

Foxxy:
Bling, bling! Foxxy's in the house!

Captain Hero:
Whoa, I'm pretty good at this! I wish we had a twelve-year-old girl and a donkey! [Camera shifts from the door to Captain Hero several times; nothing happens] Damn.

Share your thoughts on Drawn Together, Season 1's quotes with the community:

0 Comments

Notify me of new comments via email.

Citation

Use the citation below to add this movie page to your bibliography:

Style:MLAChicagoAPA

"Drawn Together, Season 1 Quotes." Quotes.net. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 19 Apr. 2024. <https://www.quotes.net/show/drawn_together,_season_1_quotes_508>.

Know another quote from Drawn Together, Season 1?

Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "Drawn Together, Season 1" show - add it here!

The Web's Largest Resource for

Famous Quotes & Sayings

A Member Of The STANDS4 Network

Our favorite collection of

Hot TV Shows

That '70s Show
1998
Top Gear
2002
Mr. Bean
1990
American Dad!
2005
24
2001
Game of Thrones
2011
Seinfeld
1989

Browse Quotes.net

#A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Quiz

Are you a quotes master?

Who said : "Children are completely egoistic; they feel their needs intensely and strive ruthlessly to satisfy them."?

A William Shakespeare

B Helen Keller

C Socrates

D Sigmund Freud