Famous Baby Quotes

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A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.

Frank A. Clark

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.

Carl Sandburg

Ain't no mountain that I can't climb, baby

Michael Jackson, Leave Me Alone

Gimme some sugar, baby.

Bruce Campbell

Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. Ted That -- good point. Hitchhiker 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Ted Why Hitchhiker 'Cause you're fired

There's Something About Mary

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade.

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren't kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby I'm vaccinated.

Unknown

To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby, the world itself is a bad dream.

Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle.

Vincent Van Gogh

A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can.

Author Unknown

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.

Enid Bagnold

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Bruce Campbell

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Unknown

Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn.

John Updike

Austin Powers Do I make you horny Randy Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I

Austin Powers International Man of Mystery

Austin Powers Yeah, baby, yeah

Austin Powers International Man of Mystery

Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.

Elizabeth Adamson

Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.

Wernher Von Braun

Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots on the golf course. At night he and Grandma are too busy doing the cha-cha.

Hal

Every new baby is a blind desperate vote for survival: people who find themselves unable to register an effective political protest against extermination do so by a biological act.

Lewis Mumford

Except that right side up is best, there is not much to learn about holding a baby. There are one hundred and fifty-two distinctly different ways --and all are right! At least all will do.

Heywood Broun

From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful.

R. D. Laing

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Ronald Reagan

Hasta la vista, baby

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Hot water is my native element. I was in it as a baby, and I have never seemed to get out of it ever since.

Edith Sitwell

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