Famous Baby Quotes

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A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.

Frank A. Clark

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.

Carl Sandburg

A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can.

Author Unknown

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.

Enid Bagnold

Ain't no mountain that I can't climb, baby

Michael Jackson, Leave Me Alone

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Bruce Campbell

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Unknown

Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn.

John Updike

Austin Powers Do I make you horny Randy Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I

Austin Powers International Man of Mystery

Austin Powers Yeah, baby, yeah

Austin Powers International Man of Mystery

Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.

Elizabeth Adamson

Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.

Wernher Von Braun

Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots on the golf course. At night he and Grandma are too busy doing the cha-cha.

Hal

Every new baby is a blind desperate vote for survival: people who find themselves unable to register an effective political protest against extermination do so by a biological act.

Lewis Mumford

Except that right side up is best, there is not much to learn about holding a baby. There are one hundred and fifty-two distinctly different ways --and all are right! At least all will do.

Heywood Broun

From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful.

R. D. Laing

Gimme some sugar, baby.

Bruce Campbell

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Ronald Reagan

Hasta la vista, baby

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. Ted That -- good point. Hitchhiker 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Ted Why Hitchhiker 'Cause you're fired

There's Something About Mary

Hot water is my native element. I was in it as a baby, and I have never seemed to get out of it ever since.

Edith Sitwell

I don't like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don't like them crossing one another, and I kind of have them hidden in the corner. I put baby powder on the ends. I think it's essentially a matter of taking care of what takes care of you.

Wayne Gretzky

I find it funny how people pick you flaws to try boos there confidence. But when you can't break the rock baby, your picking on the wrong mountain! Keep hustling', keep bustlin' and your true colours will show...

Dion Petrig

I knew that the job would be hard, and I knew that the baby would be fun

Marissa Mayer

I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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