A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.
– Carl Sandburg
A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can.
– Author Unknown
Ain't no mountain that I can't climb, baby
– Michael Jackson, Leave Me Alone
Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
– Unknown
Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn.
– John Updike
Austin Powers Do I make you horny Randy Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I
– Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
Austin Powers Yeah, baby, yeah
Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.
– Elizabeth Adamson
Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
– Wernher Von Braun
Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots on the golf course. At night he and Grandma are too busy doing the cha-cha.
– Hal
From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful.
– R. D. Laing
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
– Ronald Reagan
Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. Ted That -- good point. Hitchhiker 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Ted Why Hitchhiker 'Cause you're fired
– There's Something About Mary
I don't like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don't like them crossing one another, and I kind of have them hidden in the corner. I put baby powder on the ends. I think it's essentially a matter of taking care of what takes care of you.
– Wayne Gretzky
I find it funny how people pick you flaws to try boos there confidence. But when you can't break the rock baby, your picking on the wrong mountain! Keep hustling', keep bustlin' and your true colours will show...
– Dion Petrig
I knew that the job would be hard, and I knew that the baby would be fun
– Marissa Mayer
I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.
– Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle.
– Vincent Van Gogh
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their ants ate your baby.
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade.
It strkes me as singularly inappropriate for a school to use its students for fund-raising. It reminded me of the first time I saw a gypsy mother send her baby out to beg.
– William Hamilton
Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren't kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby I'm vaccinated.
Listen, can you hear it Spring's sweet cantata. The strains of grass pushing through the snow. The song of buds swelling on the vine. The tender timpani of a baby robin's heart. Spring.
– Andrew Schneider
Mike & Trent Vegas baby Vegas
– Swingers
Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view.
– Lillian Hellman
