Famous Baby Quotes

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If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle.

Vincent Van Gogh

If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their ants ate your baby.

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade.

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

It is so sad to hear that Nikolai Nikolaevich Vasiliev has died. We all find it hard that he’s not alive. Friends write to us, but many letters don’t reach us… We remember the old days, visiting our hospital. I guess no one goes to the graves of our injured ones now nearly everyone was taken away from Tsarskoe. Do you remember Lukyanov he was so pitiful and sweet, always playing with our bracelets like a baby. His visiting card was in my album, but unfortunately the album was left behind at Tsarskoe. Just now I’m writing in our bedroom. On the writing desk are pictures of our beloved hospital…All in all, the times we went to visit the hospital were awfully good. We often reminisce about our visits to the hospital, the evening chats on the telephone, and everything, everything….

Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia

It strkes me as singularly inappropriate for a school to use its students for fund-raising. It reminded me of the first time I saw a gypsy mother send her baby out to beg.

William Hamilton

Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren't kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby I'm vaccinated.

Unknown

Listen, can you hear it Spring's sweet cantata. The strains of grass pushing through the snow. The song of buds swelling on the vine. The tender timpani of a baby robin's heart. Spring.

Andrew Schneider

Mike & Trent Vegas baby Vegas

Swingers

Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view.

Lillian Hellman

Our children are here to stay, but our babies and toddlers and preschoolers are gone as fast as they can grow up-and we have only a short moment with each. When you see a grandfather take a baby in his arms, you see that the moment hasn't always been long enough.

Saint Clair Adams Sullivan

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

Leo J. Burke

Stick to life, just like a baby sticking to a candy!

Mehmet Murat ildan

That's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it.

Mel Brooks

The day is coming, and it ain't going to be long, when you ain't even gonna have to leave your living room. No more schools, nor more bodegas, no more tabernacles, no more cinneplexes. You're going to snuggle up to your fiber optics baby and bliss out.

Andrew Schneider

There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place.

Virginia Kelley

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

Will Rogers

To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby, the world itself is a bad dream.

Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby, the world itself is the bad dream.

Sylvia Plath

Trent I'm telling you baby, you always double down on 11.

Swingers

We have long passed the Victorian era, when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby.

W. Somerset Maugham

What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid-gold baby Maybe we'll never know.

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

With a new familiarity and a flesh-creeping homeliness entirely of this unreal, materialistic world, where all sentiment is coarsely manufactured and advertised in colossal sickly captions, disguised for the sweet tooth of a monstrous baby called the Public, the family as it is, broken up on all hands by the agency of feminist and economic propaganda, reconstitutes itself in the image of the state.

Wyndham Lewis

You can sort of be married, you can sort of be divorced, you can sort of be living together, but you can't sort of have a baby.

David Shire

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