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My mom was so amazing, she was a great sister, friend and artist. She was more than what you saw on TV. Everyone says that when you met her, it felt like you’d known her for a lifetime. That’s just who she was. My dad [baseball pitcher Chuck Finley] said at the service that she knew no stranger. … She was just dynamite. She was born to make people smile.
Found on FOX News 2 years ago
Yes, it does, to me it's anti-comedy. It's more about PC-nonsense.
Found on FOX News 2 years ago
I remember I was in a cab one time and the cab driver said to me, ‘Why did you stop doing that show? It was very successful.' And I and I said to him, well, I was at a point we had done it for nine years and I realized I could go off the air right now and the show could be a legend. I could be a legend of the sitcom world or I could make some more money. I could risk that to make some more money. I said, what would you do? He said, 'I'd go for legend.' I said, Yeah, that's what I thought. So we went for a legend.
Found on FOX News 2 years ago
It's just hard to be funny, everybody kind of thinks they're funny or wants to be funny, but even the people that are great at being funny aren't funny a lot of the time because it's just a tricky, subtle thing that evokes that response of laughter [from an audience].
Found on FOX News 2 years ago
I don't watch the show, how often have you pulled out your high school yearbook?
Found on FOX News 2 years ago
The suit is the funniest thing you can wear, the suit is the funniest outfit of all time. It's an outfit... it just looks ridiculous. Because you [ the audience ] knows this guy does not need a suit.
Found on CNN 4 years ago
Kevin Hart is in a position, because Kevin Hart's Kevin Hart, to kind of decide what Kevin Hart wants to do.
Found on CNN 5 years ago
I did n’t see why it was necessary to fire her, why would you murder someone who’s committing suicide ?
Found on FOX News 5 years ago
I never saw someone ruin their entire career with one button push, that was fresh.
Found on FOX News 5 years ago
FYC event. ( Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP) Jerry Seinfeld KEEPS HOPE ALIVE FOR POSSIBLE SITCOM REVIVAL No, it doesn't interest me. I do a lot of raisin stuff, Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP said. I have a lot of raisin material. Because you know you have the Sun-Maid company, and you have the Raisinet people. The ‘ My Next Guest Needs No Introduction ’ host then asked Seinfeld whether he sides with the Sun-Maid people, according to Complex. I just think that it’s interesting that after 80 years, Sun-Maid finally went,' Hey, why do n’t we put some chocolate on it ?' Imagine not thinking of that for 80 years. So that really gets me excited, that people pay me to talk about those kinds of things.
Found on FOX News 5 years ago
We started making Reddit AMA and stopped in the middle and said ‘ this does n’t work ’, we did the read-through and then cancelled it. A lot of other stuff happened, but trying to make that funny ended up being no fun.
Found on FOX News 6 years ago
One was the' The Rye,' because we got to shoot that at Paramount Studios in LA which was the first time that we thought, ‘ wow this is almost like a real TV show ’, we had n’t felt like a real TV show, the early years of the TV show were not successful... We felt like we were a weird little orphan show. So that was a big deal for us.
Found on FOX News 6 years ago
There’s no audition, you’ve got the part. Just call us back !
Found on FOX News 6 years ago
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