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America Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn't afraid of his wife, his boss, his customer, his neighbors, or the government.
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close to the stadium as possible.
Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it.
If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody who is really busy. They'll have their secretary do it.
It's hard to say who gets criticized the most, the successful person, or the failure but it's mighty close.
Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other.
Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety.
The mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute you're born, and doesn't stop until you get up to speak in public.
The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know.
There are still some honest people left in the world, but they never seem to find anything you lose.
You can always get the truth from a politician after he has turned seventy, or given up all hope of the Presidency.