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Are you a male tired of using your right hand because of lack of sexual partners? Use the left hand.
Before you were born there was billions of billions of years you didn't exist, and after you are dead there will be billions of billions of years that you wont exist. You don't remember the moment you where born, and you won't rememeber the moment you die. Life is a break between two eternies, a pause you might call it, and when you have a break or a pause, you dont want to work, live in misery, or struggle, but rather to rest, and enjoy yourself and others, and to live life easy, without worrying about what happens after, and certainly not what happened before. What matters is here and now, everything else is not worth worrying about.
I dont feel poor. Poor people are those who works to keep up a lifestyle that they cant afford, and who always wants more than they have.
I dont need a reason to drink. I only need a place to sit when I do it. If the two things can bee combined, then great.
If everyone made just one song, or wrote only one book, or made only one movie, then we would have (as of today) about seven billion songs/books/movies to enjoy. Not all of them would be great, in fact most of them would be really bad, but from the wast quantity, quality would appear, and the world and the human race would be better for it. Don't just consume songs/books/movies, but contribute and participate, to make a better world for everyone.
If you are a woman/girlfriend and you want to have good abs, then suck dick/cock as much as possible.
In Norwegian = "Det var godt sagt, jeg skulle ønske det var jeg som hadde sagt det først." Translated to english :"That was a good saying,I wish that I was the one who said it first." And then after realizing that other people most probably have said the same thing before him he made another quote : In Norwegian = "Det var godt sagt, jeg skulle ønske jeg ble sitert på det først." Translated to english : "That was a good saying, I wish that I was the one quoted for quoting this saying first."
The old saying "Practice makes perfect" is wrong. If i.e. you practice throwing darts, and you throw 100 times, and you miss every time, then what have you practiced? You have actually practiced to miss the target. But when you try many more times, then you are actually getting worse in missing the target, and you start to hit the target more and more times. You are getting worse missing the target, and therefore better in what you actually want. So keep on trying, as everything in life, and you will make lesser mistakes than before. Not because you are getting better, but getting worse in doing bad. Making mistakes is good in development of everything.
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