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I heard quite a good joke. President Carter,President Nixon and President Jack Kennedy were all in a ship sailing on a cruise when suddenly there was an awful explosion and the order was given to abandon ship and to get to the lifeboats. President Carter cried out, 'Women and children first'. President Nixon cried out, 'Fuck the women and children', and President Kennedy cried, 'Is there time?
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