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We are starting off with the biggest game of them all on opening weekend in college football, the Georgia-Clemson game. Then on the 20th anniversary of 9/11, Texas is joining the SEC and they’re getting an early preview of that on the road in Fayetteville, Arkansas and then we’re going down to Gainesville, Florida for Alabama against Florida.
I feel bad for all these people walking around in masks engaging in cosmetic theater thinking that they are making a difference against COVID – they aren't, here's the truth, our kids – under 25 years old -- one in a million chance that they are going to die of COVID. They are more likely to be struck by lightning … they are more likely to die of the seasonal flu.
Before they pay anybody else, before they pay for all of the facility. Before they pay for anything, they have to get to $14.6 million in advertising revenue just to justify being able to make $100,000 on this show, there are going to be a lot of ESPN employees that watch this show and they’re going to sit around and say: ‘Wait a minute. They fired hundreds of people at this company. How many of them could they have kept and let Michelle Beadle go?’.
I’ve never heard so much of an obsession about how much a man weighs, when Hillary Clinton’s weight came out, if everybody was like, ‘ Man, Hillary Clinton is... fat. There is no way that Hillary Clinton actually weighs what the doctor said Hillary Clinton weighed, ’ the media would have lost their collective -- d damned minds.