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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out -- and you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.
Age to me means nothing. I can't get old I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Julian and Jake sitting in a tree K I S S I N G, first comes love then comes sex then comes baby smoking!
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
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