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An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.
They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up.
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
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