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Stephen Edwin King (born September 21, 1947) is an American author, screenwriter, musician, columnist, actor, film producer and director

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You can't deny laughter when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

– Stephen King

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You cannot condemn a man for what may only be a figment of your own imagination.

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If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write.

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Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.

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His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his head slowly and puffed his pipe and said that sometimes old stories had a grain or two of truth in them and it was best not to take chances. It was why, he said, he crossed himself whenever a black cat crossed his path.

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People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy— and I keep it in a jar on my desk.

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The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance... logic can be happily tossed out the window.

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The road to hell is paved with adverbs.

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Now we’ve got a president who blocked me on Twitter, so my question is: do I really want to follow that guy?

– Stephen King

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I might have said he had his head somewhere where a certain yoga position would be necessary to get it there, and that was it, man. That was it.

– Stephen King

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And, you know, there was something about Mike Pence that’s creepy, and I think it has something to do with the hair. The hair doesn’t look like it has strands. It’s just there. He’s like the mean doctor on a soap opera, the one who sells drugs, you know, or has a prostitution ring from Bulgaria or something. He has that look.

– Stephen King

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