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Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings.
– Vicki BaumRate it:
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
– Helen RowlandRate it:
Marriage is a cage in which a husband is kept hostage to work always under the tutelage of his wife , so only a mentally deranged man can often be seen happy to live under his bondage to a woman.
– Anuj SomanyRate it:
Marriage is a device originated by women for looting the men.
– Vikrant ParsaiRate it:
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
– Mae WestRate it:
Marriage is a hunting permit that entitles you to only one dear at a time.
– Vikrant ParsaiRate it:
Marriage is a stupidity that is celebrated for two.
– Vikrant ParsaiRate it:
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
– Oscar LevantRate it:
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
– Henry Louis MenckenRate it:
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
– Gilbert Keith ChestertonRate it:
Marriage is an age when a man starts to feel the need of always bandage while a woman begins to feel oneself out of all bondage.
– Anuj SomanyRate it:
Marriage is an association of two persons for the purpose of making one the beneficiary.
– Vikrant ParsaiRate it:
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go work in the brewery.
– George Jean NathanRate it:
Marriage is functional in which the woman must cook the food every day and the man has to eat it every day.
– Vikrant ParsaiRate it:
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
– Professor Irwin CoreyRate it:
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.
– Michel Eyquem de MontaigneRate it:
Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other.
– Joe MooreRate it:
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
– J.B. PriestleyRate it:
Marriage is like restaurant; hardly have you been served that you're looking at the neighbour's plate!
– FabriceRate it:
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what's in it.
– Kenneth Hartley BlanchardRate it:
Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements.
– Kathy MohnkeRate it:
Marriage is like wine. It is not properly judged until the second glass.
– Douglas William JerroldRate it:
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
– Hoshang N. AkhtarRate it:
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
– Dr. Joyce BrothersRate it:
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
– Calvin TrillinRate it:

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