My father? He's such a f***ed up man, Charlie. You know how he became headmaster? In his time it was, get a big suit, join the party, go to all the party meetings. I was a bad girl in school. I fell in love with this teacher from England. I was only thirteen then. I saw him looking and asked if he wanted to f*** me - and he blushed. He's very nice, Jeffrey. Gentle. I used to hope my father would catch us.