'Allo 'Allo!

'Allo 'Allo! is a BBC television British sitcom that was first broadcast on BBC One from 1982 to 1992, comprising 85 episodes. The story is set in a small-town café in German-occupied France during the Second World War. It is a parody of another BBC programme, the wartime drama Secret Army. 'Allo, 'Allo! was created by David Croft, who also wrote the theme music, and Jeremy Lloyd. Lloyd and Croft wrote the first six series. The remaining series were written by Lloyd and Paul Adam.

Year:
1982
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Captain Hans Geering:
[Hans was last seen being catapulted over the fence of a German POW camp, disguised as a British airman. Now, the Colonel and the others are picking up a suspicious transmission on the radio in Lieutenant Gruber's tank] Hello? Hello? Hello?

Colonel Kurt von Strohm:
This is Colonel Von Strohm. Whose talking?

Captain Hans Geering:
Captain Hans Geering!

Colonel Kurt von Strohm:
Hans! Thank heavens you're safe! What happened to you?

Captain Hans Geering:
Um... The resistance took me away.

Colonel Kurt von Strohm:
[to Rene and the others] He's in the hands of the resistance. They'll be wanting a ransom. [Into the microphone] Hans, can you give us your present position?

Captain Hans Geering:
Uh... In the markets, overlooking Picadilly Circus [several corroborating background noises follow]

Colonel Kurt von Strohm:
What happened?

Captain Hans Geering:
I'm afraid the war is over for me, Colonel. The resistance mistook me for a British airman and sent me back to England.

Colonel Kurt von Strohm:
Then you must escape and get back here, as soon as possible!

Captain Hans Geering:
Um... That will not be easy, Colonel. You see, I do not have my spectacles.

Colonel Kurt von Strohm:
Hans, what am I going to tell the general?

Captain Hans Geering:
Well, um... tell him that the food is very good and the British think they're going to win. Over and out!

Colonel Kurt von Strohm:
Hans? Hans? [Stands fiddling with the radio knobs, but doesn't get a reply] Hans! [Realizing that his friend is gone for good] Hans... [credits roll]

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