'Gator Bait

Deputy - Billy Boy:
She ain't got no choice. She either screws us, or she gets behind bars. Puttin' a wildcat like that behind bars is bad.

Ben Bracken:
Yeah, Leroy tried to get him a piece o' her. You know what she did? She cut his balls off!

Deputy - Billy Boy:
That's 'cause your brother's stupid. We ain't stupid.

Sheriff Joe Bob Thomas:
Dammit, Billy Boy, how many times have I *told* you to leave that Cajun alone? Her daddy and her daddy's daddy's been huntin' these gators in these swamps for a hundred years. And me or no newfangled law's gonna change that! Now it's murder. I've gotta go in and drag that wildcat out, and the only way you get those swamp rats out is *dead*!

T.J. Bracken:
Pete Bracken! I oughta kill you, ya horny bastard! That there's your *sister*! What the hell you trynna do? Get her knocked up with some dimwit kid, turn out like *you*? Huh?

T.J. Bracken:
Where is he?

Deputy - Billy Boy:
He's in the swamps, Mr. Bracken. I tried - I tried to find 'im. I looked all over for 'im. Hell, I couldn't find 'im...

T.J. Bracken:
We gonna look again. We gonna look again. And again, and again. Ain't gonna leave my boy for no gators.

Deputy - Billy Boy:
Gonna stop 'em, T.J.?

T.J. Bracken:
Ain't no business o' mine. Boys'll be boys. 'Sides, they ain't gonna do nothin' she wouldn't want 'em to do.

Pete Bracken:
[hands jacket to Leroy, ready to rape Julie] Hey Leroy, would you hold that for me?

Deputy - Billy Boy:
She's wigglin' like a wildcat!

Pete Bracken:
Come on over here. See how a *man* does it. [Leroy hits Pete with his shotgun] Agh!

Leroy Bracken:
[blasts Julie in the crotch] That man enough for ya?

T.J. Bracken:
Must be somethin' mighty bad make you want to go all the way back there for some gal. I'll admit she's pretty as her ma, but hey man, coonass comes a whole lot easier than that!

Sheriff Joe Bob Thomas:
I want you to keep a tight rein on them boys. I don't want no accidents to happen down here.

T.J. Bracken:
Well, we know all about accidents, don't we, Sheriff?

Sheriff Joe Bob Thomas:
Poachin' and killin's two different things.

T.J. Bracken:
Ain't much difference killin' gators or killin' coonies. Just a little messier, that's all.

Sheriff Joe Bob Thomas:
Did you bring young Ben's body out?

Deputy - Billy Boy:
No, pa, I couldn't. She blowed his head clean off. Besides, she... she sunk your boat.

Sheriff Joe Bob Thomas:
[sprays out the liquor he was drinking] Holy *Jesus*! She sunk my boat, *too*? I just paid $3,000 for that boat!

Deputy - Billy Boy:
You reckon we'd better get some more men to back us up, pa?

Sheriff Joe Bob Thomas:
Hell, no, she's only one girl. Best to keep this thing quiet. No use upsettin' everybody.

Deputy - Billy Boy:
What you reckon them Brackens gonna do, pa?

Sheriff Joe Bob Thomas:
I don't know. T.J.'s a mean old bastard, and Pete and Leroy I think are just sick in the head.