Apartment for Eight

Courtney:
I hate being on my period.

Zach:
Me too.

Zach:
Can I have some of your beer?

Chet:
Are you seriously mouthin' my bottle?

Nick:
You're right, dude. Jackie Chan is gonna be the most famous actor in the world in 10 years from now.

Sir David:
Here's a good one. Would you screw a dead body?

Nick:
What? No!

Sir David:
Are you serious?

Nick:
Are you serious?

Sir David:
I'm serious.

Nick:
You would f*** a dead body? That's disgusting.

Sir David:
Why?

Nick:
Because it's dead.

Sir David:
Not even Avril Levigne?

Philicia:
What the f*** is you doing?

Rick:
I gotta drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

Philicia:
Cosby kids? What the f***? Cosby kids? I'll give you Cosby kids!

Harvey:
You know what the difference is between a woman and a washing machine?

Harvey:
A washing machine won't try to follow you around once you dump your load into it.

Jane:
That's nice, Harvey.

Harvey:
But... If you're feelin' lucky, I'm willing to take my chances.

Hannah:
Have you ever traveled outside the country?

Lauren:
Germany once.

Hannah:
That's something I think I wanna do before I die.

Lauren:
Go to Germany?

Hannah:
No... I just wanna travel. I think it's time I gotta Duck Hill.

Lauren:
You did just move to Rhode Island.

Hannah:
Yeah, but I wanna go to Europe.

Hannah:
I wanna grow out my armpits... And eat cheese... And speak French!