Bosom Buddies

Kip 'Buffy' Wilson:
Sonny. Sonny, Sonny, Sonny.

[in unison, after they kiss]

Kip 'Buffy' Wilson, Sonny Lumet:
Wow.

Cop:
Could I have your name?

Kip 'Buffy' Wilson:
Well, you could, but it would be an incredible coincidence.

Kip 'Buffy' Wilson:
She certainly gives credence to those rumors Eva Braun made it out.

Kip 'Buffy' Wilson:
I ate my albino snake.

Kip 'Buffy' Wilson:
Life is just a bowl of green oxtails.

Kip 'Buffy' Wilson:
'Kay.

Kip Wilson:
[after watching a dating video of Ruth Dunbar] A simple, hometown kind of girl... if you live in the bizarro world.

Kip Wilson:
[Referring to Henry] Kind of makes Alan Alda look like Vlad the Impaler.

Kip 'Buffy' Wilson:
Ah, the Ivy-covered halls of UC-LA, where the highest artistic achievement is becoming Anson Williams' manager.

Kip 'Buffy' Wilson:
I think we'll have a wonderful time, just us girls.

Henry Desmond:
A benefit? That means evening gowns. Great... Now I have to shave my BACK.

[repeated line]

Kip 'Buffy' Wilson, Henry Desmond:
[falsetto voices] Who is it?

Kip Wilson:
We now have the same future as disco!

Ruth Dunbar:
Always, always, since the beginning of time.

Henry Desmond:
Ticky-ticky tie-tie, ticky-ticky tie-tie. That guy really ticks me off.