Cow and Chicken

Red Guy:
Five and five and five is ten, I'm gonna make you manly men.

Chicken:
[trying to cheer up Cow] I know you hate being ugly, but someone has to make everbody else look good.

Teacher:
Two words: beak washed out with soap! Okay, three words.

[Cow starts cyring]

Chicken:
Now isn't this a little slice of cow pie?

Cow:
Herding bites big wind!

Red Guy:
What's the matter tubby? Why the long FAT face?

Cow:
Mom told me never to talk to strangers, and you're pretty strange.

Teacher:
This is pie, as in SHUT YER PIEHOLE!

Ivan Panced [Red Guy]:
Hello ladies. It's me, Ivan Panced, but you won't hear me complain!

Ma:
Hurry up and suck your meatloaf kids, I got ice cream con carne for desert!

Flem and Earl:
[cheerleading] 2, 4, 6, 9, who do we think is great? Go Tim!

Red Guy:
Does anybody hear speaka el espanola?

Cow:
Oh, I'm sorry, but I can't understand a thing you are saying!

[Chicken tries speaking Spanish]

Red Guy:
I don't know what you just said, but I don't like the way you said it!

Dad:
[irritated] Well, Manure the Bear! In the name of boneless grandma!

[Chicken pulls Ma and Dad's top halves from the closet]

Cow:
My science project!

Cow:
[trying to rock Chicken to sleep] Sleepy, sleepy, SLEEPY BIG BROTHER PRINCESS!

Red Guy:
[being attacked by thrown food] No! No! I don't want your food!

Chicken:
Hey, Mom! I ate all the cereal! There's none left for me!

Chicken's Clone:
It wasn't me, it was me! I ate all the cereal!

Chicken:
Did not!

Chicken's Clone:
Did too!

Chicken:
Did not!

Cow:
Did too.

Cow's Clone:
Did too.

Ma:
Look, Dad! Our children is twins!

Mom:
Would you look at that Dad, Supercow has Chicken stuck on her head too!

Dad:
MAN Momma! What're the odds?

Dad:
If something bad were to happen to your sister, we'd be pretty mad!

Chicken:
What is this stuff?

Cow:
Marsmallow soup. It's Crabs's favorite!

Chicken:
Oh yeah well it's my UNfavorite!

Chicken:
That's it? Stupid change machine! A put in two dimes, and a nickle, and it gives me one quarter! What a gyp!

Red Guy:
[the orthodontic police pull over Ma and Dad] What are you people, a bunch of communists ?

Chicken:
Are you Ivan Panced?

Red Guy:
Can't you tell?

Ma:
[Chicken thinks he should miss school, because he has to take care of his new egg] I don't want you skipping school because of your "Being in the family way", and all.

Red Guy:
[as a "Used Grandpa" salesman] Y'all come back now, hear?

[repeated line]

Red Guy:
Oh, oooohhh. [sometimes followed by laughter]

Teacher:
Well, basically that's it. Hope you losers enjoyed it.

Ma:
Now, I don't want you going to the mall, without your glasses.

Grandma':
I'm not wearin' those soda pop bottles!

Ma:
There goes Chicken, on his first date and wearing my dress.

Dad:
Just like me on our first date!

Red Guy:
Can you be helped?

Red Guy:
Mister Hiney, that's my name... [shouts] Deal with it!

Red Guy:
[as an orthodontic policeman] [to Dad] Just doin' my job, Ma'am.

Cow:
[Repeated line] Supercow al rescate!

Cow:
[about Mom and Dad] Sometimes I question their sanity.

Chicken:
Is this cartoon ever gonna make sense?

Red Guy:
[in pile of superhero outfits] Corncobman? There's a lot of sick people in this town.

Ma:
Oh dad, that was so manly! A chicken-in-one.

Dad:
Manly, yes, but I like it too.

Chicken:
[in a flat, emotionless voice, after he was forced to "marry" Pam] This is the happiest day of my life!

Chicken:
Cow! I've got Crabs... the warthog!

Ma:
[playing golf] Drive it home, Dad!

Dad:
Two! [hits his golf bar too far] Oh, divot!