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[Maxim Hartman is starting a new season of his somewhat controversial tv show for men that's not very subtle about women]

Adriaan van Dis:
You were raised by five woman.

Maxim Hartman:
That's right.

Adriaan van Dis:
Is that the problem?

Maxim Hartman:
That's not a problem at all.

Adriaan van Dis:
And your father?

Maxim Hartman:
What about him?

Adriaan van Dis:
Was it...

[kind of interrupted by Hartman]

Maxim Hartman:
I never knew him.

Adriaan van Dis:
Well, look at that. Should we... Let's just be silent for a little while.

[Hartman laughs, as well as some audience members]

Adriaan van Dis:
I just want to take a bite of this cookie now.

[some laughter while Van Dis takes a bite of a cookie Hartman gave him earlier to show he also has a soft side]

Matthijs van Nieuwkerk:
[to Van Dis, refering to Hartman] Are you on to him?

Adriaan van Dis:
[to Van Nieuwkerk] Completely.

[to Hartman]

Adriaan van Dis:
But don't worry, it makes you a lot more likeable.

Maxim Hartman:
Ok.

Adriaan van Dis:
As long as people know where it comes from.

[the audience laughs]

Maxim Hartman:
Just do some nice little interpreting Adriaan. Some nice little interpreting with your bare male claws. I love it. Are there any more fragments?

[again, everybody laughs]