Grace & Favour

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Maurice Moulterd:
Sorry to barge in when you've got your snouts in the trough.

Miss Shirley Brahms:
There's a mouse sitting in there, bold as brass, cleaning his whiskers!

Mrs. Betty Slocombe:
He wont be so confident when he sees my p*ssy.

Mrs. Betty Slocombe:
[holding a small piglet] Ooh, d'ya know, it's right puttin' me off bacon.

Mrs. Betty Slocombe:
[Mr. Humphries has just been woken up] I have just aroused Mr. Humphries!

Mrs. Betty Slocombe:
I wish to see the curator. I have a p*ssy of great antiquity and I want him to have a look at it.