Hagan Reviews

Oancitizen:
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a number of prostitutes dressed like Catholic school girls that I need to teach the intricacies of Proust.

Diamanda Hagan:
...I'm going to assume I imagined that.

Diamanda Hagan:
He meets up with this woman who looks like Jessica from Jack Off Jill if she was homeless and living in a John Waters' film.

Diamanda Hagan:
Hello, massive scissory goodness.

Diamanda Hagan:
And Karl Urban can now throw up cockroaches.

Diamanda Hagan:
I only wish this film ended before it began.

Diamanda Hagan:
[shoots minion dead] Now go throw yourself in the incinerator.