Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town

Mayor's wife:
You know what? I am not going to stand here and take all your abuse all night, alright? I am going to go drive drunk! I hope you're happy!

Hot Young Woman:
You've got to be kidding me! I'm three eighths your age!

Fool:
Yay rat fur!

Heather Weather:
A lot of people think that the weather stops when the Sun goes down, but it doesn't. It just does it in the dark.