Power Rangers Mystic Force

[repeated line]

Nick Russell, Vida Rocca, Xander Bly, Madison Rocca, Chip Thorn:
Magical source, Mystic Force!

[during an earthquake]

Chip Thorn:
It's the end of the world! Just kidding.

Clare:
I will conjure a spell that will freeze you where you stand until Udonna gets back. Um... [incantates: "Corum Oviat Detrob!"]

[she turns herself into a sheep]

Clare:
Oh, boy, is Udonna gonna be ma-a-ad at me.

Elf Leader:
Hail the Mystic Force!

Vida Rocca:
Weren't you taking the day off?

Toby:
As a matter of fact, I was at the beach, uh, snorkeling with the little fishies. And one swam right up to my mask. And he looked at with these big fish eyes, and he said "are your employees cleaning your store like they said they would do?" Now, I have to go back to the water, back to the reef, find the fish, and say, "no."

Nick Russell:
Guys! There's no such thing as witches. Oh, okay. So now you're playing with me.

[mocking]

Nick Russell:
"Ooh, someone's behind me, I'm so scared." BOO!

Vida Rocca:
There *is* someone behind you!

Udonna:
When the five of you entered the forest, you stepped into a magical dimension.

Chip Thorn:
A parallel dimension outside of Briarwood? Do we live in a great city or what?

Udonna:
You are those warriors. You are the Power Rangers.

Chip Thorn:
Oh, nice!

Xander Bly:
Look, excuse me, but there must be some mistake. How are we gonna defeat pure evil? Our high school hasn't won a football game in, like, six years.

Vida Rocca:
Whoa! I'm a tornado! And I'm pink?! I like... Well, all except the color.

[first line]

Storyteller:
[narrating] A short time ago, there was a dimension filled with wonderful magic. But then darkness came into power, and the great battle began. An army of the undead lead by a powerful warrior, swarmed over the land, setting their sights on the human realm and beyond. All seemed hopeless, when a small legion of brave and true wizards came forth. Against insurmountable odds, they battled heroically. They drove the evil back from the edge of the human world. And then the bravest wizard of them all cast a spell that sent the armies into the underworld. He sealed darkness inside giant gates for eternity, and evil disappeared from the surface world. But with great victory comes with great loss. They human never knew of the great battle or the sacrifices that were made to save them from destruction. Even till this day, they live in peace, totally unaware of what is about to awaken.

Madison Rocca:
Tell me, Chip Thorn, what type of pizza are you eating?

Chip Thorn:
Chicken, pepperoni, cheese and chocolate marshmallows.

Xander Bly:
You go into those woods, you don't come out.

Nick Russell:
I heard about it. But the guy needs help. No one else in the city seems to care.

Vida Rocca:
I'll go with you. Not everyone in the city's a coward.

Chip Thorn:
I'll go, too. I've always wanted to go on a dangerous quest. This is a dangerous quest, right?

Vida Rocca:
Perilous.

Chip Thorn:
Sweet!

Vida Rocca:
Xander! I told you if you ever used my car, I'd rearrange your limbs!

Xander Bly:
You're going into the woods and never returning. As if you're even going to see it again.

Chip Thorn:
He has a point.

Udonna:
Well, well. Very nice. You truly are the ones. Are you up to the task? Are you now ready to accept your legacy?

Chip Thorn:
Oh yeah. Bring it on.

Vida Rocca:
I'm in. I kicked some serious evil back there!

Madison Rocca:
This is so unlikely of me, but I'm -- I'm sticking with my sister.

Udonna:
To use magic... All you have to do is believe in magic!

Xander Bly:
Hold on. Let me try and reason with him. Hi. The name's Xander.

Koragg:
I am Koragg, the Knight Wolf.

[Koragg incantates:
"Unday vegor catastros!"]

Koragg:
Ride up from your depth!

[Catastros rides out of a magical seal]

Xander Bly:
So much for reasoning.

Udonna:
Have I seen you before, wizard? You are too familiar.

Koragg:
And you, too, witch. But that will not stop me from destroying you.

Clare:
I just don't know why "the Xenotome" showed five warriors, not four. Maybe I'm the fifth warrior. Hyah!

[she spins her broom in mid-air and Udonna blocks it]

Udonna:
Probably not.

Vida Rocca:
I hate pink.

Xander Bly:
You can go to the complaints department later, Vida.

[after turning a Hidiac into a soccer ball]

Nick Russell:
Nice, who doesn't love soccer? Let's have some kicks!

Chip Thorn:
I mean, no one's more excited than me to finally get to wear a cape.

Xander Bly:
Finally? If I remember correctly, you used to come to school with a pillowcase pinned to your back.

Chip Thorn:
Yeah. But that was a long time ago.

Xander Bly:
That was last week, mate.

Chip Thorn:
Being a superhero's kind of a rip-off.

Udonna:
It seems you know very little about being a superhero.

Chip Thorn:
Are you kidding? No one know more than me. I've spent a fortune on video games, DVD's, graphic novels, trading cards...

Vida Rocca:
Okay. Okay.

Xander Bly:
Man, look at all these incantations. How is my brain supposed to fit all this information?

Madison Rocca:
Why don't you let me help you out with that. Craneor Magnus!

[she uses her Mystic Morpher and enlarges Xander's head]

Madison Rocca:
Now you have lots more room.

Nick Russell:
And I thought he had a big head before.

[introducing himself to Nick]

Phineas:
I'm Phineas. You see, I'm a Troblin. Now, uh, that is the unfortunate result of the union between a troll and a goblin. But both sides hate me.

Clare:
Okay, to levitate the bowling ball, just say Hilarium Shenolia.

[she looks into the ball's reflection and sees that she is bald]

Clare:
Uhh! Ohh!

Xander Bly:
I thought Nick stole the money.

Toby:
Nick? What are you kidding? The guy's as honest as - as The Stones are classic rock.

[the Rangers are riding on their Mystic Racers and pass Clare]

Clare:
They need to put traffic lights out here.

Vida Rocca:
Man, I don't know how many more heroic deeds I've got left in me.

Chip Thorn:
I know what you mean. I'm beat.

[Chip sniffs]

Chip Thorn:
You smell like wet dog.

Vida Rocca:
Can it.

Chip Thorn:
[on his communicator] Guys, this is Chip. Where are you?

Nick Russell:
[from inside Mucor's belly] Inside the belly of the beast!

Udonna:
Real heroes are born in the face of real danger.

[eulogizing an unconscious Koragg]

Phineas:
Suppose I should say a few quick words. Koragg was an evil, uh, cunning warrior with, uh, with nice boots, there. Uh, he fought with honor and - and a nice helmet as well.

Madison Rocca:
Udonna, don't you remember us? You taught us everything we know. We're the Power Rangers. We're the Mystic Force

Udonna:
Liars. The legendary ones never came. I waited for them. They never came. Only the darkness, only the darkness.

Vida Rocca:
All we know is that our world has changed soon after Solaris Knight lost his genie to that bulldog and the yeti.

Koragg:
Of course. Your knight lost his genie, and Imperious made him grant a wish that the Power Rangers never existed.

[Fire Heart doesn't recognize the Rangers]

Madison Rocca:
He doesn't remember us. We raised him from an egg.

Koragg:
No, you didn't. You never found the egg. *I* did. *I* raised him. He's my dragon.

[riding on Fire Heart]

Chip Thorn:
You guys have got to admit, this is one exciting adventure.

Xander Bly:
Oh, yeah?

Chip Thorn:
Not knowing where we going, not knowing when w're gonna get there,. not even knowing if we're ever going to get back!

Nick Russell:
[sarcastically] Yeah, really exciting.

White Tribunal:
What would you do if we were to grant the reversal of the wish?

Madison Rocca:
We would go back and fight the darkness and restore the world to the way it was. And there would be color and laughter, and people could be free.

Nick Russell:
And Toby would have his store back, and we'd all have music.

Vida Rocca:
And Udonna would have Root Core.

Xander Bly:
And we would have our dragon back.

Chip Thorn:
And I'd have my cape back.

Nick Russell:
I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling the magic.

[the Rangers transform into Legendary mode]

Xander Bly:
Element of earth - Green Legend Warrior!

Vida Rocca:
Element of wind - Pink Legend Warrior!

Madison Rocca:
Element of water - Blue Legend Warrior!

Chip Thorn:
Element of lightning - Yellow Legend Warrior!

Nick Russell:
Element of fire - Red Legend Warrior!

Koragg:
Just so we are clear, our alliance is over, Rangers.

Madison Rocca:
It doesn't have to be.

Koragg:
I only serve the Master.

Nick Russell:
Got it. We're back to being enemies. But don't forget, Koragg, we've got more power than ever.

Koragg:
Which will make my victory all the more satisfying when I defeat you.

Xander Bly:
Guys, who wants to take care of the King of Metal?

Nick Russell:
Not me.

Madison Rocca:
Me either. Older than my Dad.

Vida Rocca:
I got things to do.

Chip Thorn:
Sorry. Heavy Metal makes my nose bleed.

Xander Bly:
Whoa!

Vida Rocca:
Next time, just say "stop." "Whoa" is for horses. I don't see any horses here. Do you?

Jake Bonebreaker:
Do you want some metal? Well, I want...

[feeling discomfort]

Jake Bonebreaker:
...some prunes.

Udonna:
It says that you must traverse the Cimmerian Forest.

Xander Bly:
That's all right. We like forests, don't we, guys?

Udonna:
This one is unlike any you know. Imagine your worst nightmare.

Chip Thorn:
That's easy. My mom puts my cellphone in the dryer and then the next time we morph, my uniform is really tiny.

Xander Bly:
[*Xander, Chip and Madison make their way out of the Cimmerian Forest*] You see? "Team Xander" - safe and sound!

Chip Thorn:
[*suddenly the three are knocked to the ground, ensnared inside a giant spider web; a huge, monstrous spider looms above them*] Xander... what exactly is your definition of "safe and sound"?

Daggeron:
Now Nick is going to be beat -- I mean, taught by the best.

Nick Russell:
I see that humility doesn't set in when one reaches, uh, middle age.

Daggeron:
Middle age?

Imperius:
Welcome to the dimension of wandering souls.

Daggeron:
With a name like that, how could I stay away?

Vida Rocca:
Leelee? They got you too?

Xander Bly:
Don't worry. We'll get you out of this disgusting place.

Leelee:
Thank you. I hate it here. It's dark and damp. Not to mention getting turned into an insect at everyone's slightest whim.

Necrolai:
Complaining again, daughter?

Chip Thorn:
Daughter?

Leelee:
Can we keep them here, mom? Can we, huh? They have things that zombies will never have, like souls.

Udonna:
The Master has control of Leanbow again. Either he will destroy the rangers... or they will destroy my husband. All is truly lost.

Koragg:
Leanbow exists only in memory. I am Koragg now and forever.

Udonna:
This is Bowen, your child. Our child.

Koragg:
What?

Nick Russell:
What are you saying?

Udonna:
You were with me all along, and I never knew. It's truly magical.

Koragg:
[reaching out to Nick] My - My son?

Nick Russell:
This is just great. I finally find my real mom, and 2 seconds later, I'm getting chores.

Koragg:
I am Koragg, the Knight Wolf. Who are you?

Daggeron:
I am the Solaris Knight.

Koragg:
Do you think you have what it takes to fight me?

Daggeron:
I've been trained well in the art of battle.

Koragg:
Return my magic, hag, and watch the Power Rangers fall.

Necrolai:
Possession is 9/10th of the law.

Koragg:
Not down here, it's not!

Daggeron:
Next time Udonna wants some Beetle's Bane, I'm sending Clare.

[after Udonna tells the story of Catastros to the Rangers]

Chip Thorn:
That was the scariest story I've ever heard. Tell it again!

Vida Rocca:
Even I'm a little freaked out... Just a little.

Xander Bly:
Well... I'm not scared.

[the lights go out and come back on and Xander is in Vida's arms]

Xander Bly:
Just making sure you're safe, "V."

Vida Rocca:
I'm fine, thanks.

Clare:
Don't you just love a good brain-storm? It washes away the stress of the day.

[Catastros comes up behind Nick on the beach]

Nick Russell:
I hope that's just an over-sized pelican.

Xander Bly:
Who are you?

Vida Rocca:
More like *what* are you?

Phineas:
Drum roll, please. I'm Phineas.

Vida Rocca:
Can anyone remember Koragg's spell?

Chip Thorn:
Oh, it was something like, "fettucine alfredo!"

[they glare at him]

Chip Thorn:
It was.

Madison Rocca:
Keep thinking, Chip. You have to remember that spell.

Chip Thorn:
Uh... "Pepperchini All Day-O."

Koragg:
[to Catastros] Come to daddy.

Styxoid:
No passage!

Leelee:
Excuse me? Do you know who I am? I'm Leelee Pimvare. Rearrange the letters in my last name, and, oh, what do you get? Yeah, "vampire." In fact, I'm the next Queen of the Vampires, so...

Styxoid 2:
You're not on the list.

Leelee:
Not on the list? Did you not hear me?! One phone call to my mother, Necrolai, and the two of you are so deep in the Underworld you'll be digging down to get yourselves back up.

Phineas:
Quick! Pretend you're a dessert.

Elf Leader:
He's back. The Destroyer has returned.

Leanbow:
Destroyer? No, you've got it wrong. That's my son.

Nick Russell:
[under The Master's control] Like father, like son.

[after being released from The Master's control]

Nick Russell:
I'm sorry, Dad. I couldn't help what I was doing. Now I understand what you went through.

Snow Prince:
The Magical source has been attacked.

Udonna:
The Mystic Mother?

Snow Prince:
Yes.

Clare:
Who's that?

Udonna:
The Empress of all good magic. Known as Rita in the dark days, she now uses her power to fight all that is evil.

The Master:
So, you are the Mystic Mother? Once I destroy you, good magic will be gone forever.

Mystic Mother:
You are giving me a headache.

Daggeron:
[hands Laser Lamp over to Nick] Keep an eye on Jenji.

Nick Russell:
Great. I'm a catsitter.

Madison Rocca:
[Nick's given up] Don't you say that. Don't you say that, not you. You have held us together through all of this. You will not give up! Listen to me! Giving up is not an option for you! We are a team and you are this team's LEADER! We go on no matter what!

Udonna:
Rangers, our magic is gone.

Jenji:
I've got an idea. Let's all run! Okay!

[starts to run off ]

Nick Russell:
I'm through running.

[turning to Udonna]

Nick Russell:
I've found my real family.

[Turning to Madison]

Nick Russell:
I've found my home. No more running.

[steps forward]

Nick Russell:
We stay and fight!

Vida Rocca:
Yeah!

[everyone joins Nick]

Vida Rocca:
WE FIGHT!

The Master:
So be it!

[laughs]

The Master:
YOU are powerless now! My victory is already at hand!

Nick Russell:
We will show the Master what *true* courage is! Even without magic!

Mystic Mother:
Without magic mystic ones? You are *never* without magic! You just have to know *where* to look!

Toby Slambrook:
Power Rangers, you have fought all year for us. Your magic is used up. Well, now let us give you some of our magic.

Phineas:
That's right! You're not the only ones. All of us believe in magic, thanks to you.

Leanbow:
Wolf Warrior!

Daggeron:
Solaris Knight!

Udonna:
White Mystic Ranger!

Xander Bly:
Green Mystic Ranger!

Vida Rocca:
Pink Mystic Ranger!

Vida Rocca:
Blue Mystic Ranger!

Chip Thorn:
Yellow Mystic Ranger!

Nick Russell:
Red Mystic Ranger!

Leanbow, Daggeron, Udonna, Xander Bly, Vida Rocca, Madison Rocca, Chip Thorn, Nick Russell:
We call upon the magic! Together as one! United for all time! Power Rangers Mystic Force!

The Master:
[devouring all of the Rangers' magic] Stop! It's too much! I cannot take any more! I have...devoured...all I can!

[The Master explodes]

Chip Thorn:
There I was, face-to-face with Necrolai herself. She cowered.

Nikki:
Oh, really? Cowered?

Chip Thorn:
Well, maybe not cower, but she trembled.

Nikki:
Trembled?

Chip Thorn:
Uh, broke a sweat?

Nikki:
Vampires do not sweat. They glow.

Toby:
Yes! Success! I finished this entire cryptomagnetic puzzle in just under 40 minutes. I should work for the CIA or the FBI. Or, better still, the Power Rangers.

[Xander is becoming a tree]

Madison Rocca:
I'm sure it's just a side effect of your organic powers. It'll go away. Knock on wood.

Nick Russell:
Guys, guys, come on. Enough. "Leaf" Xander alone.

Phineas:
[to Xander] So, first a Power Ranger, now a tree. You're really branching out!

Xander Bly:
V! Come quick!

Vida Rocca:
What, did you find it?

Xander Bly:
What? Oh, no no no, but look! [turns head to side] My perfect profile has been restored. I'm back! Xander's back!

Vida Rocca:
This mountain ain't big enough for the three of us; you, me, and your ego.

Toby:
I'm so hungry, I could eat the Oldies section.

Leelee:
[to Madison] The last time you went out,

[pointing at her shoes]

Leelee:
those shoes were in, and even Toby can't remember back that far.

[Udonna reveals the current location, of the monster that turned their fellow Ranger, Madisson, to stone!]

Nick Russell:
He's back! Are you guys ready to do this, for Maddy?

Vida Rocca:
Yeah! Let's Rock! [having forgotten Madisson's petrified state, for half-a-second] Sorry, Sis!

Toby:
So, that's quite a beard you got there. Must've taken a while to grow.

Phineas:
Not sure. Had it ever since I was a baby.

[as the dentist is examining Phineas's teeth]

Dr. Tristian:
This is amazing. I've never seen so many teeth. The average adult human has 32 teeth. You hust have...

Phineas:
83. But they're not all mine. I borrowed some a couple months back.

Chip Thorn:
Remember when we were 7, and the kids picked on me for bringing that superhero costume to school on Halloween?

Vida Rocca:
You wore that costume every day. You even wore it to prom.

[as Chip concocts the Dawn Crystal]

Chip Thorn:
Purified flakes from a first snow. Hair from a bats wing. Blood from a ghost-vine plant. I'm sounding like a sorcerer.

Udonna:
Chip, you are a sorcerer.

Necrolai:
Three months with the humans has softened you.

Leelee:
Oh, mom.

[extends her hand to Leelee]

Necrolai:
Come...my daughter.

Udonna:
By the smell of it, that potion is strong enough to ward off Morticon himself.

Clare:
This isn't a potion. This is our dinner.

[last words as he's destroyed]

Morticon:
The great Morticon has fallen, but the Master will prevail!

Chip Thorn:
You sealed the forces of evil back into the depth. You're, like, a super sorceress.

Clare:
Yeah, I guess I am.

Daggeron:
[to Jenji] Less pussyfooting and more pounce when we train.

Phineas:
[to Nick] You are the Light, the key to destroying the underworld. What a burden. I know. But if you surrender, then we are all lost - Every bird, squirrel, and fly, caterpillar, alligator, flea. Well, no one really cares about the flea. Except maybe another flea

[after Snow Prince tells him he's to be Nick's student for the day, Nick laughs]

Daggeron:
This isn't funny. Stop laughing.

Nick Russell:
Now, now. Don't talk back to the teacher.

Phineas:
Why the sourpuss, Dag? Got your britches on backwards?

Daggeron:
I was told that I was to be Nick's student today, but I don't see the point. He doesn't do anything he's told. He's stubborn, he's impulsive. He takes ridiculous risks.

Phineas:
Sounds just like his dear, old dad. Woods are full of stories of Leanbow and how he'd do crazy things to help people. I mean, come on, taking on The Master alone. Frankly, I think he was a little /ding-dong/, nobody's home. Know what I'm saying?

Daggeron:
Don't talk about Leanbow that way.

Snow Prince:
I told you to stay out of this. You dare disobey an order from me, an Ancient Mystic?

Daggeron:
Yes, I do. Sometimes you just have to follow your gut. I learned that from you, Nick.

Nick Russell:
Yeah!

Snow Prince:
[relief sigh] Now I remember why I retired.

Koragg:
[to Necrolai] I should tear your wings off and feed you to the Hidiacs!

[pointing a plunger at Nick like its a sword]

Chip Thorn:
I say there, most incredulous fellow, you're standing in my moat. You will most likely be devoured by a crocodile.

Nick Russell:
Saltwater or freshwater croc?

Chip Thorn:
Uh... freshwater, I think.

Nick Russell:
Oh, then it is my lucky day,

[taking the plunger from Chip and points it at him]

Nick Russell:
for I know firsthand that it's the saltwater croc that is more dangerous to man. So I'll just swim on through.

[gives Chip a wink]

Nick Russell:
Sorry, I'm just - I'm just having a bad day.

Phineas:
Excellent. Let's compare bad days. I'll go first. Well, woke up and was immediately attacked by a mouse. It won. Then, when I was washing my rather ample nose in the river, a fish bit it. So I swam after it, and I bit him back. But - and here's your important lesson of the day - did you know that a fish can swim away from a giant waterfall and a Troblin can't? To my surprise, I survived, but I got a crab in my pants.