Power Rangers in Space

Andros:
Let's Rocket!

Cassie Chan:
Hey! I just mopped that floor.

Ashley Hammond:
So what, that means it can never get dirty again?

Cassie Chan:
You could at least wait until it dries, you know.

Ashley Hammond:
We clean, it gets dirty, we clean again - that's what happens.

Cassie Chan:
"We" clean? I don't see *you* with a mop - you and your acrylic nails. Huh! I'm always the one cleaning!

Ashley Hammond:
"Always?" No, I don't think so. I cleaned three weeks ago.

Cassie Chan:
Exactly - three years ago.

Psycho Pink:
Certainly you don't think I'd double-cross you.

Psycho Yellow:
You'd double-cross your own mother... that is, if you had one.

Psycho Pink:
Hey, no need to get personal just 'cause I had the brains to pull this off.

T.J. Johnson:
[to Ashley and Cassie] You two stop it! Forget about the cleaning. *We'll* do it.

Andros, Carlos Valerte:
We will?

T.J. Johnson:
We will.

Adam Park:
Everybody needs a hand now and then. Even a Black Ranger.

Carlos Valerte:
[to Lizwizard] I *am* only human. But I'm also the Black Ranger. Let's rocket!

Astronema:
Two Black Rangers? Fire the satellasers!

[smashes Elgar's hand on the control panel]

Adam Park:
You know, sometimes I still wish I was a Power Ranger. You think this thing still works?

Alpha 6:
[gasps] Ai-yi-yi! Adam, you must never use this morpher. The Power Coins were destroyed which means morphing could destroy you.

Adam Park:
Don't worry, Alpha. It was just a thought.

Andros:
I'm glad to see you're feeling much better.

Seymour:
Not that much better. Tummy says feed me.

Andros:
Again?

Seymour:
Yeah, again.

Andros:
We're going to need a bigger synthetron.

Blue Space Ranger:
Hit the road, Jakarak.

Cassie Chan:
Some things are universal.

Darkonda:
That was not possible! How did you do that?

Ecliptor:
My mind is strong and disciplined. Yours is weak and unfocused.

Darkonda:
You and Astronema are the weak ones!

[Ecliptor strikes him Darkonda and he's destroyed]

Ecliptor:
Something's not right. There should be debris. Unless... unless... he escaped again. DARKONDA!

Astronema:
Why didn't you tell me about my brother?

Ecliptor:
Although we are both evil, we are very different, Astronema. I am evil, built that way, every cubic centimeter. But you, you were born, not built. Born to be good. It was only after years under my supervision that you rose to become evil.

Astronema:
And you were afraid if that I knew, I would become good again.

Ecliptor:
You won't become good, will you?

Astronema:
I'm confused.

Ecliptor:
I came to tell you that Darkonda spied on you and the Red Ranger. He spoke with Dark Specter.

Astronema:
Darkonda! How dare he? You tried to warn me about him. I should have listened. Dark Specter will test my loyalty. And when he does, I'll pass with flying colors.

[summons a monster]

Spikey:
Give me the deed and the pleasure will be mine.

Astronema:
Evil is what I am, and evil is what he'll get. Destroy the Red Ranger.

Dark Specter:
You know about your past but this must not change your future. You are the Princess of Darkness.

Astronema:
I will *not* stray from evil.

Dark Specter:
It is time to prove your loyalty, Astronema. Destroy your brother, the Red Ranger.

Astronema:
As you wish, Dark Specter. I'll destroy my brother.

Andros:
Karone. You remember, don't you? You know who you are.

Astronema:
I don't know who I am right now.

Andros:
When we were just children we dreamed about being Power Rangers. You never wanted to be Astronema. They forced that onto you.

Astronema:
I can barely remember anything. Dark Specter would destroy me if he knew I was here. I came to tell you that I know where Dark Specter is holding Zordon is. I can take you there.

T.J. Johnson:
So, what happened?

Andros:
Well...

Cassie Chan:
[sees Astronema] You brought her on the ship.

T.J. Johnson:
What's going on, Andros?

Andros:
She's my sister. And she knows where Zordon is.

T.J. Johnson:
Of course she does. She helped kidnap him.

Astronema:
Actually, I didn't. But I'll help you rescue him.

Cassie Chan:
Just give us the coordinates. We don't need any help from you.

Astronema:
As a matter of fact, you do. There's a force field around the planet. I can get Dark Specter to lower it, so we can get in.

Carlos Valerte:
We? Yesterday, she tried to destroy us.

Ashley Hammond:
Andros, listen. If this is a trap, we're walking into it.

T.J. Johnson:
If we take her, it's under one condition. We restrain her.

Andros:
No. I can't do that.

T.J. Johnson:
Andros, it's too risky.

Astronema:
It's okay.

T.J. Johnson:
So... where's Zordon?

Astronema:
Kirak Galaxy - on the jungle planet Yotoba.

T.J. Johnson:
D.E.C.A., set in a course. Maximum hyper-rush velocity.

D.E.C.A.:
Course plotted. Mega accelerators at maximum.

T.J. Johnson:
[to Andros] Let's hope she's telling the truth.

Astronema:
Excellent. The information Datascammer has collected will be useful.

Psycho Red:
Let *me* handle it, Astronema - I can take them on without Datascammer's database.

Psycho Black:
No, Astronema, let *me* do it.

Psycho Red:
No! I'm the strongest Psycho Ranger.

Astronema:
You underestimate their strength.

Psycho Yellow:
No - *you* underestimate *our* strength.

Carlos Valerte:
I'm a Power Ranger, not a baby-sitter.

Silvy Larson:
Carlos, there's just one more thing I want you to do and then I'll give you the photo and I'll never, ever page you again.

Carlos Valerte:
Honestly? What?

Silvy Larson:
I want a rock.

Carlos Valerte:
A rock? Heh. Sure. What kind?

Silvy Larson:
A rock from... the moon.

Carlos Valerte:
Just one rock? Why not the whole moon? Ugh! I can't believe this. You're spoil rotten, you know that? Do you think I have nothing else to do than to haul you around and have fun? Look, I'm a Power Ranger. There are people in trouble. I need to be there, but instead I'm baby-sitting you. You know what? Keep the photo. Tell everyone you want! I have bigger worries.

Astronema:
You're suppose to be fighting the Rangers, not each other.

Psycho Red:
That's what I was doing, but he couldn't stand to see someone else...

Astronema:
Quiet! From now on, we take on one Ranger at a time, and the first one will be pink.

Psycho Pink:
Good - I'm ready, Astronema.

Astronema:
You think so? We'll see, won't we?

Psycho Red:
We'll show her who's ready to fight.

Silvy Larson:
I don't want to be an astronaut anymore.

Carlos Valerte:
Huh? You don't?

Silvy Larson:
No, I want to be a Power Ranger.

Carlos Valerte:
Well, keep dreaming it. Someday you might just be one.

Dark Specter:
The time has come to complete my master plan, Astronema. Summon all of my evil forces. They must all unite to finally take over the universe!

Astronema:
Let the battle begin!

[Astronema is addressing her army]

Astronema:
When we're finished, there will be no good left in the universe. No love. No happiness. Only chaos. Anger. Greed! Fight strong, and destroy all the forces of goodness... especially the Power Rangers. Go now, and spread the wrath of Dark Specter!

Klank:
The order has come in, your Majesty.

King Mondo:
Prepare for the biggest battle the universe has ever seen!

Klank:
Already done!

Divatox:
Watch it, furball! Move out, pig face! Pure beauty coming through! Ha! Evil? Humph. I'll show that little Astronema "evil." Ha!

[Zedd and Rita are on a viewscreen]

Rita Repulsa:
There she is! You tell her, Zeddy!

Elgar:
Your Majesty, I've got Rita and Lord Zedd on the horn for ya!

[Astronema turns to face them]

Lord Zedd:
We don't need your plan!

Rita Repulsa:
Right!

Lord Zedd:
We... have our own!

Astronema:
Quiet!

Rita Repulsa, Lord Zedd:
Ooh!

Astronema:
I make the strategy, and you will follow orders.

Rita Repulsa:
Oh, yeah? Well, who, may I ask, put YOU in charge?

Astronema:
Dark Specter himself.

Elgar:
Zing!

Lord Zedd:
Dark Specter? Uh, ooh... well, in that case, we just love your plan!

Astronema:
Welcome, Zordon. It appears you're almost out of energy. Soon you'll be gone forever.

Zordon:
You will never succeed, Astronema.

Astronema:
Oh, no? Watch.

[She turns to the viewscreen]

Astronema:
Ahh, yes, the home of the Phantom Ranger.

[On the viewscreen, the Phantom Ranger is seen being pummelled by Cogs]

Astronema:
You have a front-row seat to the end of your era... and the beginning of mine.

King Mondo:
Ah, what a lovely day for a total victory!

Ecliptor:
The Super Torpedo will be ready momentarily, my Princess.

Astronema:
Excellent. All of Earth will be history in one shot.

Ecliptor:
The entire planet destroyed.

Elgar:
And no dessert until you finish. Heh-heh.

Darkonda:
Now, to rid of Astronema and Ecliptor. King Darkonda - has a nice ring to it.

[Darkonda fires a super rocket at the Dark Fortress but Dark Specter appears and takes the blast]

Dark Specter:
Darkonda.

Darkonda:
Dark Specter!

Dark Specter:
Traitor!

Darkonda:
No!

[Darkonda flies into Dark Specter and the both of them are destroyed]

[Zhane pilots the Mega Winger and smashes a Velocifighter]

Zhane:
One down, a gazillion to go.

T.J. Johnson:
Divatox has conquered Gratha.

Cassie Chan:
Rita and Zedd are attacking the Vica galaxy. The Vica have no defenses.

Carlos Valerte:
They won't know what hit them.

Zhane:
They're trying to conquer the whole universe.

Andros:
Exactly.

Carlos Valerte:
Look at this. Over a thousand Velocifighters.

Andros:
Heading where?

Carlos Valerte:
Heading... heading for Earth.

Andros:
Hold on, Earth. We're on the way.

Darkonda:
An entire planet... or something the size of a planet. With only one life left, the time to strike is finally at hand. I've been under the thumb of Astronema and Dark Specter for too long - but no more.

Darkonda:
There can be only one supreme leader and that would be me. Say good-bye, Dark Specter. Let the party begin!

[fires the super torpedo at Dark Specter]

Dark Specter:
And now to destroy the...

[the super torpedo hits Dark Specter]

Dark Specter:
Who dares fire upon me?

Darkonda:
That would be me.

Alpha 6:
Rangers, Dark Specter has been destroyed.

T.J. Johnson:
If Dark Specter's gone, then who's in charge?

[an image of Ecliptor appears]

Ecliptor:
Dark Specter is no more. Astronema, Princess of Evil is now your supreme leader.

Andros:
This can't be.

Ecliptor:
Is it for her that we fight, and for her we will conquer the universe. Good will be destroyed and evil will rule.

[an image of Astronema appears]

Divatox:
Not her again!

[the Quantrons and Piranhatrons start bowing]

Divatox:
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, what is everyone doing? Don't pray to her! You work for me!

Astronema:
I really *am* the supreme leader.

Ecliptor:
The universe is now at your beck and call, my queen.

Zordon:
Karone, you are no longer under Dark Specter's command. Use your powers to stop this madness. Search your heart.

Ecliptor:
Silence.

Zordon:
You are not evil.

Ecliptor:
My queen. Are you all right?

Astronema:
I'm not just evil... I'm the queen of evil.

Ecliptor:
Yes.

Astronema:
Move in. Let's take Earth once and for all.

[Zordon's last words]

Zordon:
Andros, listen to me. It is your duty as a Power Ranger to save the universe. Now is the time.

[shouting out to the crowd from a rooftop]

Carlos Valerte:
Hold it right there!

T.J. Johnson:
We... are the Power Rangers!

Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier:
[to Skull] Them?

Woman:
Look, we've been talking and talking over and over and what are we going to do? I mean, where *are* the Power Rangers?

Bearded Man:
Yeah. If they're here, why don't they come help us?

Woman:
Maybe they've left us.

Bearded Man:
Maybe she's right. Maybe they *have* left us.

Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier:
Wait a minute. Listen, everyone. The Rangers have never let us down before. We have to believe they'll be here.

Andros:
Zordon?

Zordon:
Yes, Andros, it's me.

Andros:
Zordon, I can't believe it! I was beginning to think I'd never see you again.

Zordon:
Andros, listen to me. There is not much time. The forces of evil have already captured most of the universe. Soon, they will capture the Earth.

Andros:
Yes, I know.

Zordon:
You can stop it from happening.

Andros:
How? Tell me.

Zordon:
Shatter my energy tube.

Andros:
No!

Zordon:
Only the good energy from my tube can destroy the forces of evil.

Andros:
But, Zordon, what's going to happen to you?

Zordon:
I will be gone, but my spirit will forever live in all that is good.

Andros:
No, Zordon, we'll keep fighting. There's got to be another way.

Zordon:
There is no other way.

Zhane:
I survived, but the Winger didn't.

T.J. Johnson:
Not good. And the rebels?

Zhane:
They surrendered.

Cassie Chan:
Then we're on our own. Anyone that could have helped us has been destroyed or captured.

Carlos Valerte:
Astronema hasn't captured *all* civilians on Earth. So, maybe we could organize them. Maybe we could find a way to...

T.J. Johnson:
We can't risk their lives. There's got to be another way.

Andros:
There is. If I can get into the Dark Fortress, I still think I can get through to my sister. Maybe I can talk her into stopping all this.

T.J. Johnson:
Andros, she's not your sister anymore. They changed her. She'll destroy you on sight.

Zhane:
You have to face it. There is no more Karone.

Andros:
I will never accept that.

Ashley Hammond:
Listen... we still have some time. We're not beaten yet. Right?

Carlos Valerte:
That's right. So, let's get to work.

[last lines]

T.J. Johnson:
Alpha, let's go home.

Alpha 6:
You got it, Rangers.

[Bulk yells out from the crowd to Astronema]

Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier:
Wait!

[all shouting to Astronema]

Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier:
I am the Blue Ranger!

Eugene 'Skull' Skullovitch:
I'm the Black Ranger!

Prof. Phenomenous Ingenious:
I-I-I-I am the Red Ranger!

Adelle Ferguson:
You can call me the Pink Ranger!

Bearded Man:
And I'm the... Silver Ranger!

Woman:
And I'm the Yellow Ranger!

Ashley Hammond:
Going somewhere?

Andros:
Oh. Hey. I was just, um...

Ashley Hammond:
Andros, you can't... leave.

Andros:
I have to try. Look... if I don't see you again.

Ashley Hammond:
Shh. I will see you again.

Andros:
Right. Red Battlized Ranger!

Astronema:
People of Earth, this is Astronema. The rest of the universe has surrendered. The Power Rangers aren't going to save you. They've already tried and they failed! *I* control Earth! The Rangers are among you, somewhere, hiding from me. This is *not* acceptable! By tomorrow morning I want them brought to me or I will destroy the whole planet. It's them... or *you*.

Elgar:
Yeah, what she said, and she means it, too.

Red Space Ranger:
Zordon, no! You ask too much. I can't do it. I won't destroy you.

Astronema:
How about if *I* destroy *you*?

Red Space Ranger:
Karone! Karone, you've got to stop this. Try and remember, I'm your brother.

Astronema:
Victory is at my fingertips. You can't stop me.

Ecliptor:
What have you done to her, your own sister?

Red Space Ranger:
Uh... It was an accident.

[walks over to the unconscious Astronema]

Ecliptor:
Get away from her. Oh, my precious princess. You're like a daughter to me. Talk to me, please. Red Ranger, I'll see that you pay for this if it's the last thing I ever do.

Tykwa:
Why don't you stay on KO-35 for a while? You've earned a vacation.

Carlos Valerte:
Why, thank you, but... I think maybe we're a little bit homesick.

Commander Kinwon:
The feeling we know only too well.

Andros:
My home is with you guys.

Karone:
It may take a while for me to get used to all of this. I mean, it's a completely different life, you know.

Andros:
I'm sorry. I'm just glad that you're here.

Karone:
Me, too. But what about the others? Will they forgive me for all the terrible things I've done?

D.E.C.A.:
Karone, please report to the bridge. The other Rangers would like to see you.

Karone:
Oh, great. They probably voted to throw me into the nearest black hole.

Andros:
There is one nearby. I'm just kidding.

Ecliptor:
[awakens strapped to a table] Darkonda!

Darkonda:
Comfy?

Darkonda:
I'll destroy you!

Darkonda:
I doubt it.

[grabs a operation tool]

Darkonda:
You see, my friend, you're about to have an attitude adjustment. Now say "ah..."

Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier:
Professor. With all due respect, why do you drag us out here every night to catch aliens?

Eugene 'Skull' Skullovitch:
The only thing I managed to catch is a cold!

[sneezes]

Karone:
Ecliptor, it's you.

Ecliptor:
Yes, Astronema, it *is* me and I'm better than ever.

Karone:
What did they do to you?

Ecliptor:
The same as will be done to you, my princess.

Prof. Phenomenous Ingenious:
[looking at a rocket] It's perfect! We can blast off into space before the asteroid hits the Earth.

Eugene 'Skull' Skullovitch:
Hey, wait. Uh, you don't actually think that I'm gonna get inside that thing and take off, do you?

Prof. Phenomenous Ingenious:
Unless you want to be blasted into smithereens by the asteroid.

Eugene 'Skull' Skullovitch:
Coming through.

Zhane:
[about Karone/Astronema] I *knew* there was something good about her. Let's go. I have an interest in her, too.

Andros:
What do you mean you have an interest?

Andros:
You went out on a date with my sister?

Zhane:
I didn't know she was your sister. Besides, it really wasn't a date. In fact... Watch out!

[Quantrons run passed them]

Andros:
Just *one* date?

Zhane:
It really wasn't anything.

Eugene 'Skull' Skullovitch:
Hey, isn't that a pay phone?

Prof. Phenomenous Ingenious:
Just like on Earth.

Eugene 'Skull' Skullovitch:
An old shoe...

Eugene 'Skull' Skullovitch, Prof. Phenomenous Ingenious, Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier:
Just like on Earth.

Prof. Phenomenous Ingenious:
You know what this means.

Eugene 'Skull' Skullovitch:
Some alien's only walking around with one shoe on?

Prof. Phenomenous Ingenious:
No. It means that we never even left the Earth.

Frightwing:
You'll pay for that.

Blue Space Ranger:
Stay where you are!

Frightwing:
Say's who?

Prof. Phenomenous Ingenious:
These, by the ways, are the Power Rangers and you are about to get your behind... kicked! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Frightwing:
Who invited you?

Silver Space Ranger:
You made it an open invitation you started messing with my friends.

Pink Space Ranger:
Hey, you guys all right?

Eugene 'Skull' Skullovitch:
Never better.

Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier:
Hey, we had everything under control but thanks for helping anyway.

Blue Space Ranger:
What are you three doing out here, anyway?

Prof. Phenomenous Ingenious:
What are we doing out here? That's a very good question. Which I can't answer.

Darkonda:
The Silver Ranger and his Mega Winger have tipped the balance of power in favor of the Rangers. We need more strength.

Astronema:
"We"? I am Astronema, the Princess of Darkness. And you? You're an outcast.

Darkonda:
What did you say?

Astronema:
Throw him out.

Ecliptor:
With pleasure.

Darkonda:
This is propesterous! Without me you would be destroyed.

[Astronema points her Wrath Staff at him]

Darkonda:
Go ahead, I still have a few lives left, but remember you only have one.

Ashley Hammond:
That Psycho Yellow drove into the ground without even trying.

T.J. Johnson:
Tell me about it. Psycho Blue didn't break a sweat. Wait a minute. Of course. When they read our minds, they learned how we fight. The moves we make. The moves we're about to make. There's no way I can beat Psycho Blue.

[to Carlos]

T.J. Johnson:
There's no way you can beat Psycho Black.

Carlos Valerte:
I thought you had good news.

T.J. Johnson:
Don't you see? They want us to fight like this. Blue on blue. Red on red. But we have to make 'em fight like this. If we mix up the colors, we'll confuse them.

Psycho Blue:
I could have destroyed the Blue Ranger but she stopped me.

Psycho Red:
Why won't Astronema let us attack? Does she think we're her toys?

Psycho Blue:
I'm not a toy! I'm a Psycho Ranger and I'm going to destroy the Blue Ranger with Astronema or without her.

Psycho Blue:
I'll handle Psycho Silver. You two get out of here!

Psycho Black:
You'll regret this.

Psycho Red:
If that's your wish, good riddance!

Psycho Blue:
And as for you...

Zhane:
Ah-ah-ah! It's not nice to point.

Psycho Blue:
Oh, I'll show you "nice."

Psycho Blue:
You're no Psycho Ranger.

Zhane:
You're right. I'm not a psycho and right now when it's six against one, I'm glad I'm not standing where you are.

Psycho Blue:
Really? How about *now*?

Blue Space Ranger:
All right! The Blue Psycho Ranger is singing the blues.

Red Space Ranger:
Nice assist Psycho Zhane.

Silver Space Ranger:
My pleasure.

Andros:
I keep hoping that my sister will remember who she is - that she he has a good side - but instead she sends the Psycho Rangers.

T.J. Johnson:
I'd say she's in a pretty bad mood.

Andros:
We barely survived just getting rid of two of them.

T.J. Johnson:
And I have a feeling the last three or going to be even tougher.

Dark Specter:
Try Astronamos. Part of a completely evil breakfast.

Red Space Ranger:
Somebody must have poisoned his strength potion!

Yellow Space Ranger:
Who would do something like that?

Blue Space Ranger:
Probably only half the universe.

Skygantor:
A zinta? You cheat!

Andros:
You're the one who was cheating, and you're lucky I'm in a good mood today.

Pink Space Ranger:
He's gone mad.

Blue Space Ranger:
That's the understatement of the year.

[first lines]

Lord Zedd:
And then I said, "That's no dumpster. That's my wife." Just kidding, sweetie.

Rita Repulsa:
Ah, Zedd, you old card.

Divatox:
And *then*, I discovered where the Power Chamber was and with touch of this little finger I blew the Rangers into high heaven!

Rita Repulsa:
It's you.

Divatox:
Oh... How wonderful to see you... Frita.

Rita Repulsa:
It's Rita! So... still after the Power Rangers?

Divatox:
Who? Oh, them. Really, Frita, you must get out of the dumpster more often. I've destroyed those Power Rangers. Well, somebody had to. It's good to be the queen.

Dark Specter:
I am Dark Specter - monarch of all that is evil. I have captured the mighty Zordon and I'm draining him of his powers. As his strength drains the lava will rise, extinguishing the power forever.

Lord Zedd:
Ah, this calls for a lava juice toast. To the universe! A universe that shall belong to the Dark Specter!

Divatox:
Hey! You! You on the end in the cape. What are you? Too good to drink with us?

Queen Machina:
Who are you?

Astronema:
He's a spy!

Lord Zedd:
What? A spy?

Divatox:
[to Elgar] Well, get him!

Lord Zedd:
Unbelievable!

Dark Specter:
Who is this intruder?

[Goldar rips the cloak off the intruder revealing a Red Ranger]

Lord Zedd:
This can't be!

Cassie Chan:
Was that...? I mean, that was...

Carlos Valerte:
A Red Ranger?

Red Space Ranger:
Who are you?

T.J. Johnson:
We're the Power Rangers...

Red Space Ranger:
Power Rangers?

T.J. Johnson:
From the planet Earth.

T.J. Johnson:
Believe me, we *are* the Power Rangers. Well, at least we *were* the Power Rangers. It's a long story, but right now, we're on our way to Eltar to save Zordon.

[after Ashley pokes Andros]

Cassie Chan:
"You're... human!"

Ashley Hammond:
I didn't know. He could have been a giant lizard.

T.J. Johnson:
But we all have the same goal: to protect Zordon.

Andros:
You're planetary Rangers, from Earth. What do you know about space?

T.J. Johnson:
Nothing. I guess.

Andros:
Exactly.

Alpha 6:
Listen to me, Andros. You're making a big mistake. Oh, can't you see? The five of you have the same mission. You're supposed to be a team.

D.E.C.A.:
I believe that Alpha has a valid point, Andros.

Andros:
Quiet. Look, I work alone. I don't need them.

Alpha 6:
If you're going to rescue Zordon, you'll need to take all the help that you can get. Think about it.

Astronema:
So... this is what Power Rangers look like after they lose their powers. Mmm... A sorry sight.

T.J. Johnson:
Who are you?

Astronema:
You don't know *me*? I'm Astronema, your worst nightmare.

[after watching the megaship transform into the megazord]

Astronema:
That was impressive. DESTROY THEM!

Andros:
Power Down!

Ashley:
You're human.

Andros:
What'd you expect?

Ashley:
I don't know. I mean... You're not from Earth, are you?

Andros:
Earth isn't the only place where humans live. I'm from a space colony, KO-35. It's in the Karova system.

T.J. Johnson:
So, you're from outer space?

Carlos Valerte:
Haha! Incredible!

Cassie Chan:
Well, hey, I'm Cassie, it's really nice to meet you.

Ashley:
And I'm... Ashley

Carlos Valerte:
Carlos.

T.J. Johnson:
T.J.

Andros:
T.J.? I'm called Andros

T.J. Johnson:
If the space shuttle can't make it to Eltar, we'll set a new course for the Cimmarian planet.

Andros:
They've already left the Cimmarian planet.

T.J. Johnson:
How do *you* know?

Andros:
I was just there.

Ashley Hammond:
Well, Zordon - Did you see him?

Andros:
Dark Specter has Zordon and he's draining all his powers.

T.J. Johnson:
But if Zordon loses all his powers...

Cassie Chan:
We're all history.

Andros:
Zordon is strong. It's going to take some time before Dark Specter can take away all the power. Which gives *me* some time.

Cassie Chan:
You? We're all in this together.

Andros:
Alpha, what is your mission?

Alpha 6:
[voice changing] My mission is to protect the Power Rangers in their quest to protect the universe from the forces of evil. One goal, one team known as the Power Rangers.

[voice changes to new one]

Alpha 6:
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi! I can speak again. This is fantastic. I thought I'd never be understood again. Yippee!

Andros:
I don't have a computer chip with his old voice.

Alpha 6:
Oh, that's all right, Andros. I'm quite happy with this one, thank you.

D.E.C.A.:
Connect termal B-34 to terminal N-78.

Carlos Valerte:
Easy for you to say. Do you know how many little terminals there are in here?

D.E.C.A.:
3,004,700,903.

[Carlos hits a circuit in Alpha that makes him sneeze]

D.E.C.A.:
Gesundheit.

Carlos Valerte:
I'm sorry, Alpha. It's pretty complex in here.

Alpha 6:
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi! I have amazing news! I think I've finally broken the code!

T.J. Johnson:
What code?

Alpha 6:
For the Astro Megazord!

Cassie Chan:
Alpha, what's going on?

Alpha 6:
This box contains the code that links the shuttle with the megaship creating the Astro Megazord. It's all part of Zordon's master plan.

Astronema:
So, this is what Power Rangers look like after they loose their powers, A sorry sight.

T.J. Johnson:
Who are You?

Astronema:
You don't know me? I'm Astronema. Your worst nightmare.

Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier:
Oh, Skull, I'm ready to wake up now.

Eugene 'Skull' Skullovitch:
Me, too.

Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier:
Remind me not to eat enchiladas before I go to bed.

Psycho Black:
This is infuriating. They're right within our grasp.

Psycho Red:
And because we're ghosts, there's not a thing we can do about it.

Pink Space Ranger:
Astronema, don't do this. We're friends, remember?

Astronema:
I'm not programmed to remember.

Astronema:
I wouldn't do that if I were you. She's being transformed into a data card. Just like the others. You destroy the data laser, and you destroy the Pink Ranger as well.

Red Space Ranger:
Oh, no. That's too big a chance to take.

Psycho Yellow:
The Rangers are data cards.

Psycho Red:
We've got to bring them so we can have our revenge.

Psycho Yellow:
I have an idea. Follow my lead.

[the Psycho Rangers use the data laser machine in reverse and they are restored]

Psycho Red:
Huh? We're not ghosts anymore. Now we can destroy the Power Rangers.

Psycho Red:
Did you miss us, Ecliptor?

Ecliptor:
The Psycho Rangers? This can't be.

Psycho Red:
Nice place you got here. Of course, we're in charge. There will be changes.

Ecliptor:
Get out, you vermin! Now!

Psycho Red:
Oh, you dropped something.

Ecliptor:
Give me those.

Psycho Red:
Finders keepers, losers weepers.

Ecliptor:
You'll be sorry you returned.

Psycho Red:
Oh, I don't think so. You see, we're calling the shots here. And *we* have plans for the Power Rangers and they don't include *you*!

Yellow Space Ranger:
We're back in one peace again.

Black Space Ranger:
Yeah.

Red Space Ranger:
Great. You guys look all right. How are you two, feeling?

Pink Space Ranger:
Well, we both seem to be okay.

Psycho Red:
Not for long. Are you up for destruction?

Psycho Yellow:
'Cause we are.

Psycho Yellow:
We meet again, Rangers.

Black Space Ranger:
But we destroyed you.

Psycho Black:
Just a temporary setback.

Psycho Red:
But now, thanks to Astronema's ingenious contraption, we'll have the pleasure of destroying you once and for all.

Red Space Ranger:
Give it your best shot.

Ecliptor:
No one but Astronema will destroy the Rangers.

Psycho Red:
You've interfered for the last time.

[the Psycho Rangers fight Ecliptor]

Red Space Ranger:
Let's let them fight amongst themselves.

Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier:
What happened?

Eugene 'Skull' Skullovitch:
I feel funny.

Prof. Phenomenous Ingenious:
Don't worry, boys. We were changed into data cards by aliens. And we were almost transformed into mindless zombies. But we're okay now.

Silver Space Ranger:
I knew all those years of playing video game would pay off one day.

Ashley Hammond:
That was way too close.

Carlos Valerte:
At least that's the end of the Psycho Rangers.

T.J. Johnson:
Let's hope for good this time.

Ecliptor:
Forgive me, my princess. I did not anticipate the Psycho Rangers ruining your plan.

Astronema:
Don't worry, Ecliptor. I always have another plan. After all... tomorrow *is* another day.

[holds the data cards containing the Psycho Rangers]

Psycho Red:
We can't touch them. They can't see us. We're ghosts. Somehow, some day, I'll destroy the Red Ranger.

Andros:
I have an idea.

Carlos Valerte:
Will it work here, though?

Andros:
Number one should be enough... in case number two doesn't activate.

Silvy Larson:
What about number three?

Carlos Valerte:
Shh. Silvy, not now, okay? What about number three?

Andros:
I can't. I mean, I've never number three before. It's dangerous. It could be too much power.

Red Space Ranger:
Are you ready for round two, Vacsacker?

Vacsacker:
Make my day.

Vacsacker:
Nice armor, Red Ranger, but is it as tough as it looks?

Red Space Ranger:
Battlizer shield.

[blocks Vacsacker's attack with a shield]

Red Space Ranger:
Was that tough enough for you, Vacsacker?

Vacsacker:
What?

Red Space Ranger:
Now I'll show you some real firepower.

Psycho Red:
Just wait, Power Rangers. Someday the Psycho Rangers will be back and we *will* destroy you.

Ecliptor:
Heads up. Looks who's *ahead* of the game, now.

Red Space Ranger:
You wish.

Ecliptor:
Heads, I win; tails, you lose.

Adelle Ferguson:
I thought at maybe you guys fell off the edge of the Earth. Wherever you've been, you sure brought back an appetite.

Psycho Red:
Well, well,well, what do we have here?

Yellow Space Ranger:
I can't believe it.

Black Space Ranger:
They look just like...

Red Space Ranger:
They can't be.

Psycho Blue:
Ah, but we *are* Rangers.

Psycho Yellow:
And we're here for one reason and one reason only.

Psycho Red:
To destroy you.

Psycho Red:
You were right. We're not Power Rangers.

Red Space Ranger:
Who are you, then?

Psycho Red:
You'll find out soon enough.

Psycho Red:
We're the Psycho Rangers.

Psycho Black:
We're faster than you.

Psycho Blue:
Smarter than you.

Psycho Yellow:
Stronger than you.

Psycho Pink:
But we're evil.

Red Space Ranger:
It's them!

Psycho Red:
Were you expecting Santa Claus, maybe?

Psycho Blue:
Did you really think you could fool us with that old trick? You're pathetic.

Red Space Ranger:
That's enough! We're coming through!

Psycho Red:
We *had* them.

Psycho Yellow:
Why did you stop us?

Astronema:
You'll finish them when I decide.

Psycho Blue:
Oh, yeah? And then will that be?

[Astronema zaps the Psycho Rangers with an electric shock]

Astronema:
Remember your place, Psychos. I'll tell you as much as I decide to tell you. Now leave me!

Psycho Red:
As you wish... for now.

Ecliptor:
My princess, tell me your plan and I will assist you.

Astronema:
The Psychos' magnificent power comes from Dark Specter himself. They'll destroy the Rangers, but slowly so I can drain Dark Specter away to nothing.

Ecliptor:
You want to destroy the Rangers and Dark Specter?

Astronema:
Absolutely. There's only room for one evil monarch. And that will be me.

Andros:
What'd you think you were doing with Ashley back there?

Zhane:
With Ashley?

Andros:
I saw you two together and you looked pretty chummy. You don't waste *any* time, do you?

Zhane:
Ashley and I are just friends.

Andros:
Right.

Zhane:
Look, I know you like her. I wouldn't step on your toes.

Andros:
Save it.

Zhane:
You can't be serious. We're best friends.

Andros:
Are we? Nowadays I wonder.

Ecliptor:
[to Zhane] The legendary Silver Ranger lives... but not for long. Let's get this over with. I have better battles to fight.

Silver Space Ranger:
This time, Ecliptor, the victory will be mine.

Ecliptor:
You'll have to earn it. May the worthiest opponent win.

Ecliptor:
Every cloud has a silver lining, but yours just ran out of sparkle.

Silver Space Ranger:
Sorry to rain on your cloud, Ecliptor. Silver Cycle!

[the Silver Cycle runs down Ecliptor]

Darkonda:
The Silver Ranger? Good! You can be my next experiment.

Silver Space Ranger:
Sounds fun, but you're going out of business!

Astronema:
That *can't* be! The Silver Ranger was destroyed on KO-35 years ago!

Ecliptor:
The Silver Ranger is as alive as ever.

Elgar:
And Darkonda, too. Boy, this day can't get much worse.

[nudges her]

Elgar:
Huh, Astronema?

Astronema:
[to Quantrons] Take him to play with Scrudly!

Elgar:
No! Hey, what did I say? Wait, I don't want to play with Scrudly!

Astronema:
Things are getting murky. We need a battle plan - one with teeth. Maybe we should invite Darkonda back.

Ecliptor:
I don't think that's such a good idea.

Alpha 6:
Rangers, you should see what's in front of us.

T.J. Johnson:
What is it Alpha?

Alpha 6:
It's the Earth. We're home.

Ashley Hammond:
Have you ever been to Earth before?

Andros:
Never.

Ashley Hammond:
Hey, you're gonna love it. Trust me, there's beaches, music, there's the mall and everything.

Adelle Ferguson:
Whoa! Trying to escape.

Andros:
What is it?

Adelle Ferguson:
It's a surfboard. What planet are you from?

Andros:
KO-35. Do you know of it?

Adelle Ferguson:
[laughs] Smart aleck.

Andros:
Alec? No, I'm Andros.

Eugene 'Skull' Skullovitch:
This astronomy stuff is amazing. I think I just discovered a black hole.

Farkas 'Bulk' Bulkmeier:
The space between your ears is a black hole.

Astronema:
So... they're taking the shuttle to Earth. Tsk-tsk. Big mistake.

Elgar:
A *really* big mistake! Humongously gigantic!

Astronema:
What are *you* doing here?

Elgar:
Whatever you wish, my queen. But I don't do windows. But first, could I get a bite to eat? I'm really starving.

[to a Quantron]

Elgar:
Hey, buddy... Yeah, can I get a turkey on rye with extra peanut butter? Ha-ha! You're the best!

Astronema:
Quantrons, throw him off my Dark Fortress.

Astronema:
I've got to work smarter, not harder. Beat these Power Rangers at their own game. Yes. Their own game. You!

Elgar:
The name's Elgar.

Astronema:
Lock Satellasers on New York City.

Elgar:
New York City? Any place in particular?

Astronema:
Just the sewers.

Elgar:
Cool! Now you're talking. Blasting one New York City in five, four, three, two, one.

Andros:
What I want to know is, why so many questions about the Megaship?

Cassie Chan:
Well, they're just... curious. I mean, not everybody grew up with a spaceship in their garage.

Andros:
We don't have garages. We have skyports.

D.E.C.A.:
I've been certified turtlefied!

Astronema:
What's that?

Michelangelo:
Wait a minute. You're asking a turtle who lives in a sewer to explain a cosmic event?

D.E.C.A.:
Reverse polarized magnetic field closing rapidly, dude.

Astronema:
Reverse polarized? Veer away.

Astronema:
I brought you here. I'm Astronema.

Venus De Milo:
Astronema, the Princess of Evil?

Michelangelo:
And a very hot princess.

Elgar:
Back in line, reptile!

Astronema:
You're going to destroy the Power Rangers.

Raphael:
Uh... Hello? Cut me some slack. Oh, knock,-knock. The Power Rangers are just pretend. You know comic book.

Leonardo:
Even if they did exist, why would we want to destroy them?

Astronema:
Because as of now, you work for me.

Leonardo:
You want Rangers, you got to go through turtles.

Red Space Ranger:
What are those things?

Blue Space Ranger:
I can't believe it. But I think they're...

Yellow Space Ranger:
It's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Pink Space Ranger:
So the Mutant Ninja Turtles are for real.

Leonardo:
Yeah.

Raphael:
Hey, we even couldn't believe there were really Power Rangers either. Pretty trippy.

Michelangelo:
As for me...

[kisses Ashley's hand]

Michelangelo:
I never doubted your existence for a minute Miss Yellow Ranger.

Alpha 6:
We're leaving the Earth's orbit. And someone has lowered our defenses.

Venus De Milo:
Yeah, and that someone would be us.

Michelangelo:
This ship is officially a "green machine."

Astronema:
[to Leonardo] You're their leader. Find the Red Ranger or I will throw the lot of you into the nearest black hole. Got it?

Donatello:
Hey, Deca, sorry about the reprograming thing. No hard feelings, right?

D.E.C.A.:
I am not programmed to hold a grudge, Donatello...

[zaps Donatello]

D.E.C.A.:
For long, at least. I mean, sorry. No hard feelings?

Cassie Chan:
Oh, man. Am I glad to see you guys!

Carlos Valerte:
You know, I didn't think you could stay quiet that long.

Cassie Chan:
Yeah?

[playfully shoves Carlos]

Andros:
We were a team - invincible - until the day Dark Spectre attacked our home planet, KO-35. They were everywhere, and they were relentless. I was knocked down by one of Dark Spectre's monsters. Zhane ran in and took the blow that was meant for me. He put his own life on the line... , in order to save mine. He saved my life that day, so I brought him here.

Carlos Valerte:
Did you see that?

T.J. Johnson:
Yeah... A whole lot of nothing. You've been in the sun too long.

Andros:
You think they're friendly?

Cassie Chan:
Uh-uh.

Andros:
I didn't think so either.

Lunatick:
[yelling in alien language]

Silver Space Ranger:
Whatever it is you just said, I'm going to make you eat your words.

Darkonda:
There's no need for that. I know exactly where they're headed.

Astronema:
And where would that be?

Darkonda:
They've gone to get the antidote for the Barillian Sting.

Ecliptor:
There *is* no antidote.

Darkonda:
But there is, my friend.

Astronema:
Where? Where is this antidote the Rangers seek?

Darkonda:
I'm sorry, but I thought I was unwanted here.

Ecliptor:
That's correct. You are.

Astronema:
I asked you, *where* is the antidote?

Darkonda:
KO-35. And if I were you, I'd be there waiting for them.

Ecliptor:
You've failed. Obviously, you're not as valuable as you claim to be.

Darkonda:
No, I succeeded. We won knowledge. The Red Ranger is the only *true* Space Ranger. Separate him from the others, and they'll fall apart. And I know just how to do it.

Astronema:
The Phantom? Alone? Good.

[fires at Phantom Ranger]

Elgar:
Boss, we got company.

Astronema:
The Power Rangers?

Elgar:
Yep! You're the smartest boss I ever had.

Divatox:
Oh... Give me that!

[grabs the phone from Astronema]

Divatox:
Elgar!

Dark Specter:
Divatox, leave with Zordon as soon as possible.

Divatox:
Oh, yeah, cool your jets. I'm working on it.

Dark Specter:
What did you say?

Divatox:
Uh, I mean, absolutely, your majesty. Have I ever told you how handsome you look in that lava?

Phantom Ranger:
I'll go after Zordon. You are needed on Earth. This disk controls the Delta Megaship. It's a mighty weapon. You'll need it. You must retrieve it immediately. It is completely unprotected.

Red Space Ranger:
But, Phantom Ranger, what about...?

Phantom Ranger:
Please, take it.

Phantom Ranger:
I'll be all right, Cassie. Please, don't forget me. I'll see you soon.

Psycho Red:
Finally... I will have my chance to destroy the Red Ranger.

Psycho Yellow:
But Astronema ordered us not the act without her command.

Psycho Black:
Your obsession with the Red Ranger could get us all vaporized.

Psycho Red:
I'm tired of being Astronema's puppet.

Psycho Black:
It's not our choice.

Psycho Red:
I've had it. I will destroy the Red Ranger if it's the last thing I do!

Psycho Black:
You're out of control!

Psycho Yellow:
Listen to yourself!

Psycho Red:
Silence! Astronema has foiled my plans one too many times. If I wait for her, I might never get this opportunity again. Now is my turn to call the shots.

Psycho Yellow:
I am now a virus that has infected your Megazord. I have complete control of the Mega Voyager.

Yellow Space Ranger:
Psycho Yellow! I should have known.

Red Space Ranger:
Sounds good, but that's impossible. You should know the Power Rangers can control the Mega Voyager.

Psycho Yellow:
That's what you think. I can control every function of this ship just by willing it move.

Red Space Ranger:
No. That can't be true.

[the Megazord's control stick moves]

Blue Space Ranger:
She *is* controlling the Megazord.

Psycho Black:
Wait, what are you doing? Psycho Yellow's about the take the Rangers down.

Psycho Red:
Get out of my way. No one is going to destroy Red Ranger but me, Not Astronema, not you, not Psycho Yellow. It's *my* destiny. Now step aside and let me through.

Psycho Black:
But Astronema said she'll vaporize...

Psycho Red:
Take this, Red Ranger!

[Psycho Red zaps at the Astro Megazord]

Psycho Red:
And as for you Psycho Yellow...

[Psycho Red strikes the Mega Voyager]

Psycho Red:
I'll do this one my own.

Psycho Yellow:
Psycho Red, don't. You'll ruin everything.

Psycho Red:
I'll *destroy* everything.

[Psycho Red strikes the Mega Voyager again, throwing Psycho Yellow out of the Megazord]

Dark Specter:
Astronema, those Psycho Rangers nearly caused my destruction.

Astronema:
Thanks to me, they were destroyed before that happened.

Elgar:
Uh, don't you mean thanks to the Power Rangers?

[Astronema glares at him]

Elgar:
I mean, thanks to *you*. Duh! What was I thinking?

Astronema:
It was I who orchestrated the defeat of the Psycho Rangers. I would never let any harm come to you, Dark Specter.

Dark Specter:
You are a loyal servant, indeed, Astronema.

Astronema:
I was so close. Dark Specter was almost destroyed.

Elgar:
Whoa. Wait a second. I'm a little confused. Whose side are you on?

Astronema:
I'm on *my* side. And if you're smart... you'll keep your mouth shut.

Elgar:
Oh, yeah, gotcha. Don't have to draw me a picture. I can take a hint.

[Astronema zaps him as he leaves]

Astronema:
Both the Rangers and Dark Specter will soon bow down at my feet.

Andros:
Zhane. It's you.

Zhane:
I was just kidding. Can't you take a joke?

Andros:
Oh, it's just a joke.

Zhane:
Yeah.

Andros:
Good one.

[Andros flips him]

D.E.C.A:
Alpha, you were blunking.

Andros:
The word you're looking for is "bluffing."

D.E.C.A:
Whatever.

Alpha 6:
[to Ecliptor] You don't look so tough now, Ecliptoad. Neener-neener-neener.

Darkonda:
Come back here! I'll stop you myself if I have to.

Silver Space Ranger:
I accept your challenge, but you'll regret it.

[Zhane shoots at Ecliptor]

Ecliptor:
You can't harm me with *that*.

[Ecliptor grows to giant size]

Silver Space Ranger:
Oh, man. Oh, don't you think that's a little unfair?

Astronema:
Good work, Ecliptor. One Megazord destroyed, one damaged.

Ecliptor:
Thank you, Astronema.

Elgar:
Ahh! Megazord, shmegazord. I just wanted to say how, uh, smashing you looked in red out there.

[extends his hand to Ecliptor]

Elgar:
Hah, put 'er there, Ec.

[Ecliptor gives Elgar a hand crushing handshake]

Elgar:
I was only kidding. Ow! Ow!

Astronema:
Andros, our parents, are they...?

Andros:
I don't know. I hope they escaped KO-35 before the battle. I wish I can tell them that I finally found you. They'd be so glad. You know, I see a lot of mom in you.

Astronema:
I wish I can see her now. What were mom and dad like? Were they good parents?

Andros:
They were the best any kid could hope for.

Astronema:
Robot.

Alpha 6:
Please call me Alpha.

Astronema:
Open a communication channel.

Alpha 6:
As you command. It wouldn't hurt her to say please, you know. A little courtesy goes a long way in this galaxy.

Astronema:
*Please*, Alpha.

Alpha 6:
Communications open.

Astronema:
Thank you.

Cassie Chan:
This place is crawling with Piranhatrons.

Carlos Valerte:
Maybe Zordon really *is* here.

T.J. Johnson:
Or maybe they *know* we're here.

Red Space Ranger:
Zordon, I can't believe it. We were starting to lose hope of ever finding you.

Zordon:
Andros, I...

Red Space Ranger:
Zordon, what are you trying to tell me?

Zordon:
Andros, it's just after all this time I can't believe you're still such a fool.

Red Space Ranger:
Huh? What are you talking about, Zordon.

Zordon:
This!

[Dark Specter appears]

Red Space Ranger:
I can't believe it!

Dark Specter:
Andros!

Red Space Ranger:
You won't get away with this, Dark Specter!

Darkonda:
You're wrong, Red Ranger! You *are* all fools!

Red Space Ranger:
Darkonda!

Darkonda:
Seize him!

Red Space Ranger:
Karone, how could you?

Dark Specter:
Karone, tell us all. How could you do such a thing?

Astronema:
It was my pleasure.

Darkonda:
You may think you're clever, Astronema, but we know full well that you're trying to help the Power Rangers to save Zordon.

Astronema:
It seems I fooled *you* as easily as I fooled them.

Darkonda:
Maybe I misjudged.

Ecliptor:
[to the Piranhatrons] Get out of my way, you tin monkeys!

Dark Specter:
Darkonda, you will command the Dark Fortress.

Darkonda:
A wise decision, your majesty. I humbly accept.

Dark Specter:
But only until Astronema returns.

Darkonda:
Huh? Astronema? That traitor!

Dark Specter:
Yes.

Darkonda:
[to Ecliptor] Thanks to you, I only have four lives left!

[to Dark Specter]

Darkonda:
Astronema and Ecliptor must be destroyed.

Dark Specter:
No. I have plans for them. Their loyalties will never stray again.

Darkonda:
Agreed... for now.

T.J. Johnson:
I owe you an apology. I'm sorry.

Ashley Hammond:
No. We all *owe* you one.

Astronema:
Look... I don't expect you to like me. I mean, I've never... I've *never* had a friend. I didn't deserve one. I only hope that, one day, you'll believe that I don't want to hurt you.

Cassie Chan:
I believe you.

Carlos Valerte:
Yeah. Me, too.

Cassie Chan:
Not maybe "one day" but right now.

T.J. Johnson:
If you ask us, you've got five friends.

Ashley Hammond:
And hey, you deserve every single one.

Astronema:
Now, tell me again. What did you see?

Skygantor:
We were on Onyx. Darkonda won a set of key cards.

Astronema:
Zordon's key cards?

Skygantor:
Yes, Zordon's. But the Red Ranger was there. But Darkonda discovered his identity. Once Darkonda discovered he was a Ranger in disguise, a ferocious battle ensued for possession of the key cards. During the fight, the Ranger got the key cards back from Darkonda. They tried to catch him, but he was too swift and he escaped. The Red Ranger stole them.

Astronema:
The Rangers have Zordon's key cards?

[Mega V1 rides on top of Mega V3]

Blue Space Ranger:
Hey! Watch the paint job. What do you think I am, a taxi?

Red Space Ranger:
Sorry.

Pink Space Ranger:
Hey, guys, I just found a transformation control. Do you think...?

Red Space Ranger:
Transformation? Wait a second. Yeah. I've got one, too. I'm going for it.

[the zords transform into the Mega Voyager]

Darkonda:
And who might you be?

Red Space Ranger:
I'd like you to meet the Mega Voyager.

Blue Space Ranger:
And we're about to give you a mega lesson.

Pink Space Ranger:
One you are not going to *forget*.

Elgar:
That Darkonda - Boy, he sure gave 'em a thrashing.

Ecliptor:
I am glad he was destroyed.

Elgar:
Destroyed, huh? I wouldn't count on it. You're talking about the most biggest, baddest, bodacious buddy around. He couldn't be taken down by five kids in a colored tights. The big burrito! He's excellent! No one even comes close. I'm telling you...

Ecliptor:
You've got a big mouth.

Elgar:
Oh, thanks.

Astronema:
He's right, though. Thanks to Darkonda, the Rangers are down for the count. Now is the perfect time to attack Earth.

Astronema:
Tell me again, Ecliptor, where did you find me?

Ecliptor:
You were only a little girl. You were left on my doorstep. I've taken care of you as my own daughter ever since.

Astronema:
And my family?

Ecliptor:
Your parents and your brother were destroyed by the Power Rangers.

Astronema:
Ecliptor, you're the only one I've ever trusted.

Ecliptor:
Yes, my princess.

Astronema:
And something tells me my brother is still alive.

Ecliptor:
Astronema, do not be distracted. Remember, you are the Princess of Evil.

Astronema:
You're right. Attack Earth.

Darkonda:
Step into my parlor, said the spider to the fly.

Darkonda:
What's the matter, you lose your spirit?

Red Space Ranger:
Me lose my spirit? Never!

Darkonda:
Well, then. I have another little proposition for you, Red Ranger. Do you want to hear it?

Red Space Ranger:
Go on. I'm listening.

Darkonda:
All right. If you can beat me, then I'll tell you where your sister is. But if you lose...

Red Space Ranger:
I *don't* make deals, Darkonda.

[Ecliptor saves Andros from a laser trap set by Darkonda, Darkonda is destroyed]

Red Space Ranger:
No! Ecliptor, you're going to pay for this. You have no idea what you've done.

Ecliptor:
I know *exactly* what I've done. I just saved you from total destruction.

Red Space Ranger:
You saved *me*, Ecliptor?

Ecliptor:
Yes, once and only once. I will not save you again.

Red Space Ranger:
But... why did you *this* time?

Ecliptor:
Goodbye, Red Ranger.

Andros:
Where did you get this?

Astronema:
I've *always* had it.

Andros:
Is it possible? Could she be Karone? I've always had mine, too. I can't believe this.

Astronema:
What are you talking about?

Andros:
You're Karone... my sister.

Astronema:
Karone? That's not true. You destroyed my parents *and* my brother.

Andros:
No, listen to me. I am your brother.

Astronema:
Nice try, Red Ranger... But your tricks won't work on me.

Darkonda:
The Red Ranger knows the truth. It's only a matter of time before Astronema knows, too. She may stray.

Dark Specter:
Never. My power over her is too strong.

Darkonda:
Of course, Dark Specter. Your power is without parallel, but...

Dark Specter:
But what?

Darkonda:
I'm afraid that Ecliptor has tarnished Astronema's evil spirit. You see, he has shown her caring. Caring and evil do not mix. It could be an explosive combination.

Dark Specter:
I hope that you are wrong, Darkonda.

Praying Mantis:
At your service, my princess.

Astronema:
Mmm... I have an easy assignment for you. Destroy the Silver Ranger.

Praying Mantis:
But the Silver Ranger is one of the most powerful Rangers in the universe!

Astronema:
Yes... But only for two and a half minutes.

Zhane:
So that's why Cassie and Andros were acting so freaky. They think I'm dying.

Alpha 6:
Aha! It seems that your morphing energy was slowly drained during your hyper sleep.

Zhane:
You mean like a car that's been parked too long?

Alpha 6:
Exactly. You need a concentrated dose of high voltage electricity to restore it.

Zhane:
So my battery's low, huh?

Alpha 6:
That's right.

Zhane:
Then I've got to find a way to jump start it.

Alpha 6:
Yes. Other than that, you're perfectly healthy.

Zhane:
That's not what the others think.

Alpha 6:
What do you mean?

Zhane:
Come here. They think I'm dying.

Alpha 6:
Ai-yi-yi! Zhane, you've got to tell them the truth.

Zhane:
No way. I've got a good thing going here.

Red Space Ranger:
Zhane? You're okay.

Pink Space Ranger:
We thought you were a goner for sure.

Silver Space Ranger:
He may be tough, but he's not *that* tough.

Carlos Valerte:
So you're not sick at all, then, right?

Zhane:
No, I've never felt better.

T.J. Johnson:
Good.

Andros:
Then you'll be in great shape to clean the Megaship from top to bottom.

Zhane:
Top to bottom?

Alpha 6:
That's what the man said.

Divatox:
Hello, Astronema darling! Oh, don't you look lovely today? Actually, hon, I lost a little something - nothing very important - just this little pesky thing called a, uh, Storm Blaster. Now, if you happen to see it now, don't worry your pretty little head about it. Just give me a call and I'll send an army or two to catch it, okay, love?

Astronema:
Agreed, Divatox.

Divatox:
Thank you, hon. You're the best.

Astronema:
Unless... of course I catch it first. Then it's mine!

Divatox:
You little brat!

[mocking]

Divatox:
Oh, look at me! I'm so cool! I'm Astronema! I'm in charge of the whole universe!

Andros:
I've never heard of a Storm Blaster before.

T.J. Johnson:
Well, you're about to be introduced. Let's go.

Blue Turbo Ranger:
Hey, who are you? I was blue.

T.J. Johnson:
It's me, T.J.

Blue Turbo Ranger:
All right, Teej! You look great in blue.

Blue Space Ranger:
[to Lionizer] Your days of being king are over.

Pink Space Ranger:
It looks like Lightning Cruiser needs our help. I think we better look into it.

Blue Turbo Ranger:
Right! Storm Blaster can take us. Everyone, hop in.

Black Space Ranger:
Thanks, but, we got our own rides.

Pink Space Ranger, Black Space Ranger, Yellow Space Ranger, Red Space Ranger, Blue Space Ranger:
Galaxy Gliders, hang ten!

Ashley Hammond:
Uh, well, this is Andros. He's from the space colony.

Justin Stewart:
Wow! Nice to meet you Andros.

Andros:
Thanks for your help.

Justin Stewart:
No problem. Once a Ranger...

Cassie Chan:
Always, *always*, a Ranger, man.