Reign of Lucifer: Struggles of Ezekiel

Ezekiel Jewel Cherry:
You like what you see, Guvner?

Ezekiel Jewel Cherry:
Interesting. It says here you were the former dictator of hell for the past five thousand years.

Lucifer Flame:
That's a typo. That should be six thousand.

Ezekiel Jewel Cherry:
Then I will embark on this adventure and find the ancient lost money holder known as a Wallet and stories will be told of my heroic journey and they will know that I sacrificed my life to obtain the wallet of Ezekiel.

Lucifer Flame:
I am Lord Lucifer, destroyer of worlds, of entire universes, the father of twenty six and then there's that thing they call my daughter.

Lucifer Flame:
This is my first day on the job and already you want me to do over time?

Ezekiel Jewel Cherry:
You are like an elephant who needs peanuts. Now tell me at once why you lost your job as the semi violent dictator of hell.

Ezekiel Jewel Cherry:
It's not like your married, Mr. I got divorced twenty eight times. One of those times was to a man.

Ezekiel Jewel Cherry:
Oh, Turtle shells. Its time to watch my favorite television show.

Ezekiel Jewel Cherry:
They were teens. Teens with attitude.

Lucifer Flame:
Man, are you okay? So how some hardcore thugs beat you up?

Ezekiel Jewel Cherry:
They were more like teenagers. Filthy rotten teenagers with attitude like the those ratbag Power Rangers.

Lucifer Flame:
So a bunch of kids took your money?

Ezekiel Jewel Cherry:
They were teens. Teens with attitude.

Lucifer Flame:
Unless they were mutants you have no excuse. You are a tragedy of a man.